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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Today's winner of the Dead Kid Lottery.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/local-news/new-...y/37538606


Quote:Police: Gun under pillow fires while guard sleeps, kills boy

Amazing how these guns keep going off all by themselves.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Looks like "training" is not the panacea that everyone pretends.

http://www.wtvm.com/story/23930635/death...apartments

Quote:Officer killed at Phenix City Carriage Hill Apartments believed to have shot himself in leg
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
It only works if you use it. That one applies to training -and- guns. Another "accident" I see. I'm guessing that what was accidental in this case was the dying, not the shooting, as usual. It's either that or somebody needs to take these manufacturers to task for faulty products, amiright? If cars failed at this rate, killing their operators, we'd see a recall and lawsuits.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Moron.  This is a pretty good trick.

http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Man-w...08061.html


Quote:ANORA, Ia. (AP) - A man was wounded by a shot from his own rifle in a Guthrie County shooting range accident on Sunday afternoon.

Quote:Thirty-three-year-old Jeremy Cooper of Bagley propped his .17-caliber rifle on some sandbags on the shooting bench at Bays Branch shooting range north of Panora when he went down range to fix his target.

As he was replacing his target, the rifle fell off the sandbags and fired. The bullet went through Cooper's left arm and struck his upper torso.

Obviously he forgot the part about "remove all clips, open all actions" although he did get the "keep rifle pointed down range" part right.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Yes....FREEDUMB for 'Murrica's Gun Nuts.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/drunken-...-with-gun/


Quote:Drunken St. Louis man accidentally shoots upstairs neighbor boy in the buttocks while playing with gun



At least he didn't hit him in the head.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Borrowed from skeptic.com:

Aztexan Wrote:Our sniper, whose art is his weapon
Hollowed be thy bullets
To kingdom come, thanks to my gun
Shoot first, as it is in Hollywood
Give us good aim
As we spray them with lead
And help the trespassers as we don't forgive those who trespass against us.
Lead us not into regulation
And deliver us back to the medieval.
Aim, men.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Ah sure...the Good Guy with a gun...except he hasn't got his gun anymore!

http://mobile.philly.com/beta?wss=%2Fphi...=367365011

Quote:Stolen officer's gun leads to school lockdown
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
They make it sound like the gun went off all by itself.

http://www.kwtx.com/content/news/367793781.html


Quote:Accidental shooting leaves girl, 9, in critical condition


Why does this keep happening?


Quote:MOFFAT, Texas (KWTX) A 9-year-old girl who was wounded when a gun her father was showing her discharged was in critical condition Friday in a Temple hospital.

I bet fucking "daddy" had his finger on the trigger.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Some kind of crime in there, there has to be, right?  I know, I know, we show sympathy..we think that we can't punish them in any meaningful way relative to the events.

Wheres the sympathy for the 9 year old, though? She's the one that got shot, not the dad, lest we forget......
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I'm sure he still thinks he's a good guy with a gun.
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