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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 27, 2016 at 1:23 pm
And the Winning Ticket in Gun Nut Nation's Dead Kid Lottery today was sold in Indiana.
http://www.wcpo.com/news/state/state-ind...an-indiana
Quote:Toddler fatally shot with handgun in SE Indiana
Ah, the smell of "Freedom!"
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 28, 2016 at 5:05 pm
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Yee-Haw 'Murrica. Give us them thar guns!
http://okcfox.com/news/local/oklahoma-ci...d-shooting
Quote:Man mistakes brother-in-law for intruder, shoots him
Quote:Police say the homeowner heard someone trying to get inside the home and shot through the door.
Right...because even these dipshit gun nut fuckheads know:
Quote:The 3rd Law:
Always Be Sure Of Your Target And What Is Behind It
http://concealednation.org/2013/11/the-4...un-safety/
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 29, 2016 at 2:43 am
Preaching at church is a dangerous activity, especially if your brother is crazy and has a gun.
[email=http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/02/28/ohio-pastor-shot-killed-during-sunday-service/]http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/02/28/ohio-pastor-shot-killed-during-sunday-service/[/email]
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 29, 2016 at 9:57 am
He'd heard his brothers self righteous bullshit at least one more time than he could stomach, apparently.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 1, 2016 at 4:04 pm
Okay now, class. All together:
"I didn't know it was loaded!"
http://theadvocate.com/news/acadiana/150...ter-firing
Quote:Baton Rouge man accidentally shoots, kills friend; thought magazine empty after firing gun New Year’s Eve
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 2, 2016 at 5:08 pm
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Wait...wait.........holy shit!
Quote:East Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputies booked Nicholas Matthews, who turns 24 Monday, into Parish Prison on counts of negligent homicide, illegal use of a weapon and possession of a firearm by a felon.
b-mine, que the choir,
Halelujah!, halelujah!, halelujah!, Hal-leh-eh-luh-hu - fuck..nvm, black. OFC. Had he kept his mouth shut he'd have been up on at least one fewer charge. "I was pretty sure I'd discharged all my rounds into the air at the party".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 2, 2016 at 9:54 pm
Florida wins today's Gun Nut Nation Dead Kid Lottery...
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/police-...nford-home
Quote:Sanford police arrest man in accidental shooting death of 6-year-old
And another L-ARGO heads off to jail.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 2, 2016 at 10:00 pm
And in the Dead Moron category, the winner is:
http://www.goskagit.com/all_access/man-a...b874a.html
Quote:Man accidentally kills himself while taking photos with gun
Quote:A 43-year-old Concrete man died Sunday after accidentally shooting himself in the face with what he thought was an unloaded gun.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm
Yay, guns.
http://www.cdispatch.com/news/article.asp?aid=48581
Quote:Steens man accidentally shoots mother
Quote:Rickert said initial reports indicate the son shot someone entering the residence. Unbeknownst to him, the person was his mother.
Fuck you, Ma!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
March 3, 2016 at 4:34 pm
There have been about ten fatal gun incidents in the States reported in our news these last two weeks. I guess there might have been more, but not newsworthy enough to make it abroad.
One, not fatal, I found kind of amusing. Kid starting to shoot at his family because they woke him up for school. Haven't looked it up on other news, but I'm sure some papers reported it. Unless they only report the fatal ones these days.
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