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All Hail the Second Amendment
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(January 17, 2018 at 1:31 am)Khemikal Wrote: Really built a great bonding memory for his kid with that one.  I'm sure the child will grow up to be well adjusted and happy.

We're assuming it was an accident?   Rolleyes
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The gun did it, in all likelihood.  They're always doing shit like that - the sneaky bastards.
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(January 17, 2018 at 7:06 am)Khemikal Wrote: The gun did it, in all likelihood.  They're always doing shit like that - the sneaky bastards.

The guy that taught me how to not get shot with my own piece reminded me that guns don't care.
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Amusingly, my grandfather used to tell me to remember that the gun was, for all intents and purposes, a snake. Know what you're gonna do with it before you grab it, and keep the business end pointed at the other guy.

I suppose, in that sense..that guys kid was a natural. He wasn't the one that got shot, now was he. Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Two fewer assholes with guns walking around.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/nat...072703001/


Quote:Police: Michigan man celebrating birthday kills self after accidentally shooting friend

Quote:MERRILL, Mich. (AP) — Authorities say a Michigan man celebrating his 21st birthday accidentally shot his best friend and then killed himself in grief.

WJRT-TV reports Zachary Woodcock shot himself minutes after he accidentally shot 21-year-old Richard Skillman, who died at the scene.

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One of my cousins was reloading his double-barrel shotgun when "it went off unexpected like." The only causalities were his cell phone and and the windshield on his truck. He was very proud of the fact that he didn't lose control of the truck at 85 mph.
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ROFLOL



I can see that happening.
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I guess they'll have to detail the car to get the blood specks off.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/five-sh...-car-wash/

Quote:Five shot dead, one wounded at Pennsylvania car wash

Quote:“There is no continued threat to the community,” a police spokesman said.


Wrong, asshole.  As long as there are too many maniacs walking around with guns all communities remain under threat.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(January 17, 2018 at 7:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: Amusingly, my grandfather used to tell me to remember that the gun was, for all intents and purposes, a snake.  Know what you're gonna do with it before you grab it, and keep the business end pointed at the other guy.

I suppose, in that sense..that guys kid was a natural.  He wasn't the one that got shot, now was he.  Wink

Very close to what my grandmother said(she taught me how to use a gun) . But she used seals .Those bastards can bite like an SOB . Smile
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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This is probably always a bad combination of ideas.

https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/breaking...g-gun-play


Quote:A 20-year-old Lodi man drinking with friends and playing with guns Tuesday night in an Akron house was shot in the head.

Noah I. Petitt died about 1:30 p.m. Wednesday at Cleveland Clinic Akron General Hospital.

A predictable outcome.
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