All Hail the Second Amendment

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http://abc13.com/news/teen-fatally-shot-...un/965752/

Teen fatally shot while posing for photos with gun in southwest Houston

Asshole.

[KUSA]

He was taking selfies.

http://m.click2houston.com/news/hpd-teen...n/35045298

[Minimalist]

That makes him a double asshole.

[Minimalist]

Let's see how things are going in Gun Nut Nation today.

http://www.wmicentral.com/news/apache_co...78b29.html

Man accidentally shoots self in the head

Molesa noted alcohol-impaired judgment on everyone's part played a major role in Christen Reece deciding to put a loaded gun to his head and pulling the trigger to show that the safety would keep it from firing, which it did not.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/09/03/p...-shooting/

An 11-year-old boy died late Wednesday after he was hit by accidental gunfire in a Greater Grand Crossing home.

This is a new one.


http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.s...after.html

Woman accidentally shot after she 'lost control of the shotgun,' police say

Same shit - different day in Gun Nut Nation.

[Minimalist]

There's just no downside to this story!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/owner-of...all-sales/

Owner of San Francisco’s last gun shop threatens to shut down if forced to videotape all sales

Bye, asshole.

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http://skyvalleychronicle.com/BREAKING-N...er-2246602

NORTH BEND MAN SHOWING DEFECTIVE PISTOL KILLS LONGTIME FRIEND

Now charged with manslaughter

says according to charging papers Navarro claimed he was showing Garza his new Springfield Armory Model XD-S, 9 mm pistol when - trying to check to see if the pistol had a round in the chamber - he accidentally shot Garza in the chest when the gun all of a sudden went off.

Yes..apparently it did have one in the chamber!

[Minimalist]

The irony is strong with this one!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/ohio-man...hoots-her/

Ohio man tries to teach wife about gun safety — accidentally shoots her

[Crossless2.0]

The irony is strong with this one!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/ohio-man...hoots-her/

Ohio man tries to teach wife about gun safety — accidentally shoots her

A tip for the uninitiated: If someone offers to teach you about gun safety with a loaded weapon in your living room, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and you should get yourself and the kids away from that lunatic ASAP.

[Minimalist]

This story reminds me of the old joke about having to strap a board to your ass so you don't fall in.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/texas-co...meth-bust/

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

uh..... aw fuck it.  I can't top that.

[Salacious B. Crumb]

lol, classic.

I can’t believe she told the cops it was there. If it was in there while doing whatever she was doing during the day, it probably wouldn’t go off in the police car. She was just driving around in a car with it shoved up there.

That might be a good hiding spot for it, but I don’t see how it could be useful. If some other idiot wants to kill her, what is she going to do, say, “Hold on a second” while she pulls down her pants. That may work with some men though