All Hail the Second Amendment

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http://dnews.com/police-man-accidently-f...8142d.html

Police: Man accidently fires gun while on toilet

You're supposed to stroke your dick, asshole.

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Ah, yeah... "playing with the gun."

http://gazette.com/buckley-airman-fatall...le/1583799

AURORA — An airman at Buckley Air Force Base was arrested after he told police he accidentally shot his wife to death while the couple were playing with a handgun.

A missile house guard shot a light fixture on my ship one time. 
Not supposed to remove the .45 from the holster. 
Not supposed to remove a clip from the web gear. 
Not supposed to put the clip in the pistol. Not supposed to take the safety off. 
Not supposed to aim it at anything. 
Not supposed to pull the trigger. 
Not supposed to go ashore for three months.

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Keep up the good work, Congress.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/4500-peo...on-report/

4,500 people were shot and killed while Congress went on vacation: report

A mere 1,500 more than were killed on 9-11.

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This is what the Drumpf Fucks in Texas call a win-win.

They get to bury one Mexican and lock up another.

http://www.valleymorningstar.com/news/lo...5e99e.html

Another local teen dies in shooting: Best friend is charged with manslaughter

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What an idiot.

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Here you go, Freedumb lovers.  This is what is walking around with your precious guns!

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-flori...est-works/

Police: Fla. man shot dead by cousin after asking if bulletproof vest works

TAMPA, Fla. -- Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.

A Tampa Police report says 23-year-old Joaquin Mendez put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”

The answer would seem to be "no."  But the gun worked fine.

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My guess is that whatever they were hunting did not have a gun....

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/...46757.html

Fort Worth man fatally shot while hunting near Azle

so my guess is that it was another hunter.

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Another genius.

http://patch.com/maryland/bowie/teen-acc...gun-police

Teen Accidentally Shoots, Kills Man While Messing Around With a Gun: Police

Because everyone knows they are just toys!

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Arizona gets in on the Gun Nut Nation Dead Kid Lottery.

http://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-va...e-shooting

5-year-old dies after shooting self in head; gun belonged to dad

Police say the boy was at home with his mom and two siblings at the time of the shooting. The boy went into a bedroom and found a 9mm semi-automatic handgun that belonged to his father. The father was not at home at the time of the shooting.

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More:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/atlanta-...-year-old/

Atlanta toddler accidentally shot in the head by 3-year-old

Officials told Fox 5 that at approximately 3 p.m. the 3-year-old somehow managed to get a hold of a handgun and accidently shot another one and a half-year-old toddler.

"Somehow managed to get a hold of a handgun?"  Well either it magically materialized or some shitheaded gun nut left it laying around.  Which do you suppose is more likely?