Have you heard about the school kid whose parents put a load gun in his bag and forgot about it? He went to school with it. Got into class. Found the gun. Waved it at the teacher. Speculation as to whether she shit herself or not would be inappropriate.
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Man shoots self in penis while getting out of his car.
He always said he hoped he would get the chance to shoot some stupid prick some day. Voila! (April 2, 2017 at 11:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Texass gets in on the Dead Kid Lottery. Access to a firearm. Kid should have had his own firearm so he could defend himself against himself. Bu bu bu, that was an irresponsible parent. Then you bring up the video of the girl at a GUN RANGE accidentally shooting the instructor in the head with the uzi, I am sure all his good intent as an instructor helped him. Naw, and I am also sure that girl wont have a lifetime of mental issues knowing she accidentally killed someone with it. Who cares, because "Bullets and Burgers" sounds serious, not like an amusement park where you walk up to a vendor to buy some cotton candy. Kinda like when theists argue, "a tornado knocked down my church" or "I cant believe Roof went into a church and killed people, churches are sacred". "Bad things never happen to or in churches" Same selection bias and sample rate error as "I don't have any bad intent" when nobody is arguing about intent. Math, probability. Repeat a behavior enough your odds increase. Even in California just on earthquakes. 200 years ago not many people died from earthquakes, because not many people lived in California. Today, most earthquakes are small and building codes have improved. If we had the same building codes as 150 years ago in California with today's population, the death rate from 7 or 8 would be far higher. Same with Tornados in Oklahoma. There are not that many deaths from Tornados because it is not a very populated state and the building codes are a minimum so that most can survive a 1 or 2 or 3. F5s are very rare. But in the future as that population grows, those current laws will have to be updated. Same with guns, we don't still have muskets alone and our population is far bigger and the gun technology has changed drastically since 1781. I simply don't think it is enough to simply blame the parent because these "accidents" happen all the time and far too much. (May 9, 2017 at 1:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Man shoots self in penis while getting out of his car. (May 11, 2017 at 6:08 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(May 9, 2017 at 1:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Man shoots self in penis while getting out of his car. I've been an owner and a shooter since 1965. Gunners can cry "persecution!" if they wish, it always makes me laugh. (May 11, 2017 at 7:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(May 11, 2017 at 6:08 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: THANK YOU......... ^^^^^^^ Now can all the far right nutters get the fuck off my back, here is a firearm owner who doesn't think he is being persecuted and DOES understand we have a problem. If your argument starts out with shouts of "DOOMSDAY" it is a good sign, to even Gawdzilla that not only are you paranoid, but literally treating the firearm as a human being and not and object. And it would also indicate that you are delusional and are not taking your RIGHT as seriously as the RESPONSIBILITY you should take it as. If everyone had Gawdzilla's ATTITUDE and he is a firearm owner, I really think we could solve our firearm death epidemic and neither he or I have ever or will ever call for an all out ban. So please, if you don't like me, argue with Gawdzilla, he owns firearms.
http://jacksonville.com/news/public-safe...ntentional
Quote:Loved ones remember 12-year-old Jacksonville girl killed in unintentional shooting Quote:The 12-year-old was fast asleep on a couch when she was struck in the head by a bullet fired by the homeowner’s nephew in what was described as an accident, according to Times-Union news partner First Coast News. Tragic but then come the rationalizations. Quote:“I guess the Lord needed her more than we did and he took her home to be with him,” she said. No, some moron left a loaded gun laying around where another kid could find it.
Well really. What's a few more dead in Florida? It can only help the gene pool.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/florida-...round-law/ Quote:Florida governor signs bolstered ‘stand your ground’ law Quote:The measure was largely passed by party-line vote in the legislature. That certainly figures, doesn't it?
It's been a while since The Daily Kos published a compilation like this. They should work harder although this one has a somewhat "humorous" tone...
http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/6/1...=emaildkre Quote:Is no one safe? Embarrassing wave of accidents befall 'experts.' GunFAIL CCXL Quote:What are they teaching people about basic gun safety at the nation’s gun ranges these days, anyway? Well, whatever they were teaching at the OK Corral Shooting Club in Okeechobee, Florida, couldn’t have helped much. Not when a competitive shooter there became so excited after his performance that he accidentally shot himself in the thigh while attempting to “bust a move” in a celebratory dance. Nor was it any better at the highly esteemed Sig Sauer Academy in Epping, New Hampshire, when a trainee accidentally shot himself in the leg while holstering his gun. (This is the second time the gun manufacturer’s own training academy has made our GunFAIL lists.) So, how do you top accidentally shooting yourself at a gun manufacturer’s training facility? Why, you shoot yourself at NRA headquarters, of course! As a NRA employee, no less! Just like our trainee in Epping, this victim accidentally shot himself in the leg while holstering his weapon during a training session at their on-site range. But this (#35) is my favorite. Quote:TIMBLIN BOROUGH, PA, 4/08/17: State Police in Jefferson County are investigating after a 14 year old boy was allegedly accidentally shot in the head. Police say the Amish teen was found inside a home on East Market Street in Timblin Borough, Jefferson County, with a gunshot wound to the head, around 4:00 PM on Saturday, April 8. The victim had a gunshot wound in his left eye, from what police say, was an accidental discharge of a .22 caliber revolver, which was allegedly in the hands of the victim's younger brother. The victim was flown to Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh UPMC and is in stable condition in the Intensive Care Unit. An Amish boy with a revolver? Stick to muzzle loaders like the good lord intended, son.
I thought this was worth mentioning again, especially since it is mentioned in an article regarding the recent attack on Replicunts.
Quote:It’s true that the Second Amendment guaranteed the right to “keep and bear Arms,” namely for the purpose of maintaining a “well regulated Militia.” The word “militia,” however, held very different meaning in the 18th Century than today. Due to financial constraints and experiences with European soldiers oppressing citizenry, George Washington and his fellow Founders believed that the military should be disbanded in times of peace, and the citizens’ militias would remain intact for purposes of defense — not to overthrow the government. http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/06/14/he...president/
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