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All Hail the Second Amendment

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All Hail the Second Amendment
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm
One gun nut off the streets.

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Quote:You'll have to pry my soda out of my cold dead hands.

You do have the choice there. You can decide to drink soda or not. You can decide not to smoke. You can decide not to overeat. But if your idiot next door neighbor is cleaning the gun he thinks is unloaded and a bullet comes through your wall and blows your head off, you really do not have any sort of choice on that.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2014 at 3:53 pm by stonedape.)
Quote:But if your idiot next door neighbor is cleaning the gun he thinks is unloaded and a bullet comes through your wall and blows your head off, you really do not have any sort of choice on that.
You're right, a shark could totally eat you every time you go swimming. A cobra could eat you every time you're not swimming. Maybe it's time we regulate them. I don't want to be eaten by sharks or cobras.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 4:07 pm
(October 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm)stonedape Wrote: You're right, a shark could totally eat you every time you go swimming.
But... I shark-proofed my wading pool.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 5:54 pm
(October 17, 2014 at 4:07 pm)Tonus Wrote: But... I shark-proofed my wading pool.
You are not safe from the cunning of the shark until you properly regulate them through government intervention.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 8:02 pm
(October 17, 2014 at 4:07 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(October 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm)stonedape Wrote: You're right, a shark could totally eat you every time you go swimming.
But... I shark-proofed my wading pool.

Are you sure? You didn't cut any corners... did you?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 17, 2014 at 10:24 pm
I saw this and thought Min would like it..

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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 18, 2014 at 12:29 am
(October 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm)stonedape Wrote:
Quote:But if your idiot next door neighbor is cleaning the gun he thinks is unloaded and a bullet comes through your wall and blows your head off, you really do not have any sort of choice on that.
You're right, a shark could totally eat you every time you go swimming. A cobra could eat you every time you're not swimming. Maybe it's time we regulate them. I don't want to be eaten by sharks or cobras.

I live in a desert. There is a notable shortage of sharks and cobras.

But idiot rednecks with guns we have by the fucking shitload.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 18, 2014 at 12:45 am
(October 18, 2014 at 12:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: I live in a desert. There is a notable shortage of sharks and cobras.

But idiot rednecks with guns we have by the fucking shitload.
I'm sorry if rednecks keep shooting you. You should buy a gun, so you can take away their guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 18, 2014 at 2:56 am
This entire thread is dedicated to the proposition that your idea is total horseshit.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 18, 2014 at 4:20 am
(October 18, 2014 at 2:56 am)Minimalist Wrote: This entire thread is dedicated to the proposition that your idea is total horseshit.
Yes, taking away guns by force is a total horseshit idea. I'm glad you have a thread about respecting gun rights.
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