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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm
Janet Reno
Condoleeza Rice
Linda Tripp
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Kill janet reno shes too ugly to fuck
Marry coneleeza because shes slightly better looking than the other two
Fuck linda tripp shes ugly as a dead dog in a ditch but shes better looking than janet reno
Imagine these girls are all in their prime by the way
Cody lane
Alexis texas
julia bond
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Kill Cody lane
Fuck Alexis texas
Marry julia bond
they're porn stars ... it makes little difference. One is a carbon copy of the next.
George W. Bush
Howard Stern
Richard Dawkins
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm
That's easy, for me anyway.
Kill George W. Bush
Fuck Howard Stern
Marry Richard Dawkins
Tim Tebow
Al Sharpton
Tammy Fay Baker
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
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(January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm)TaraJo Wrote: That's easy, for me anyway.
Kill George W. Bush
Fuck Howard Stern
Marry Richard Dawkins Yeah that was exceptionally easy. Bush Stern and Dawkins couldn't be more different. The ones that are hard are the ones that are all the same.
Tim Tebow - definitely marry, he's got to have bank
Al Sharpton - Kill for sure. Useless grand-standing, media whore, wind bag.
Tammy Fay Baker - Fuck the jesus back into her. lol
Alright here's a toughy:
Mitt Romney
Dick Cheney
Fred Phelps
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm
Are we now competing for who can come up with the shittiest most undesirable 3 people we can think of? 
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm
Quote:Alright here's a toughy:
Mitt Romney
Dick Cheney
Fred Phelps
marry dick cheney as hes already had several heart attacks and hes 71 hes definitely a goner soon and all his money would be mine
fuck mitt romney as he is the most attractive, from what i can tell, im not a woman or gay but of the other two candidates one of them is dead and the other looks soon to die
kill fred phelps, but i think hes already dead? but for the purposes of this thread pretend hes alive again, ill kill him
adolph hitler
napoleon
stalin
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Marry Napoleon (whaddaya say, Nappy?  )
Fuck Stalin. He's Russian, I can appreciate that.
Kill Adolph Hitler. Never fuck or marry a Catholic with sooo many issues.
Emma Watson
Hayden Panettiere
Natalie Portman
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
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Marry Portman
Fuck Watson
Kill Panettiere
Robert Downy Jr.
Brad Pitt
Leonardo DiCaprio
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
(January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Marry Napoleon (whaddaya say, Nappy? )
Yes..
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
(January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am)Napoléon Wrote: (January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Marry Napoleon (whaddaya say, Nappy? )
Yes..
Did we get a divorce? </3
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