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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am
(January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am)Insanity x Wrote: Did we get a divorce? </3

We were never married. I used you for your money.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am by Nine.)
I'd marry Robert Downy Jr. assuming he wore an Iron man costume on the day

Fuck Brad Pitt, his wife might join in.

Kill Leonardo DiCaprio, there's something about him I never liked.

Stephen Fry
Brian Cox
Boris Johnson
(January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am)Napoléon Wrote: We were never married. I used you for your money.

I had money!?
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:32 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 9:33 am by Napoléon.)
(January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am)Insanity x Wrote: Stephen Fry
Brian Cox
Boris Johnson

Fuck Brian Cox, Marry Fry and as much as I hate to say it kill Boris. Only because the other two are more awesome.

Quote:I had money!?

Exactly. Had. Cool Shades
Oops, forgot to say mine:

Wayne Rooney

Jedward

Sarah Jessica Parker
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am
Marry Wayne Roony
Fuck Jedward
Kill Sarah Jessica Parker


Why all this?

Cause I have no Idea who any of these people are except for the one I want killed.



Idi Amin

Ayatola Chomenei

Me Wink
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:44 am
(January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Marry Wayne Roony
Fuck Jedward
Kill Sarah Jessica Parker


Why all this?

Cause I have no Idea who any of these people are except for the one I want killed.

Interesting choice ROFLOL
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 9:45 am
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!


I just looked up who these people are!!!!
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Idi Amin

Ayatola Chomenei

Me Wink

I'd marry you.

Fuck Ayatola Chomenei, he has a beard plus I bet he has a lot of cash I can blackmail him out of.

Kill Idi Amin which I doubt would bother him considering he's been dead almost 10 years.


Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
Bruce Willis
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Marry Bruce Willis, because he's cool.
Fuck Sylvester Stallone, because why not.
Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger, due to unrational jealousy (my bf adores him Big Grin)

Louis C.K.
Jim Jefferies
Jimmy Carr
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#29
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Fuck Jimmy, cause I think when doing anal he probably likes to receive.

Marry Jim Jefferies cause he`s funny

Kill Louis, cause he`s the one I know least of.


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The Girl from the movie "the Ring"
Jarjar Binks
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Golum
The Girl from the movie "the Ring"
Jarjar Binks

I'd marry Golum, he can be a nice guy every now and then. Plus I know he likes rings.

I'd fuck Jarjar

I would kill the girl from the ring. Get the fuck back inside the TV!
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