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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Fuck Andrej Pejic, she's hot.

You've fallen for the trap! YES! I KNEW I COULD DO IT! ROFLOL
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 10:47 pm
Check out my list above.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm by Nine.)
(January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Fuck Andrej Pejic, she's hot.

You've fallen for the trap! YES! I KNEW I COULD DO IT! ROFLOL

Well played.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 11:32 pm by Violet.)
(January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Cinjin Wrote: The Classic "Must-Choose" Game

You have to marry one. You have to fuck one, and you have to kill one. No exceptions.

Rules:
The only way you get to list three people is if you answer the three questions. No explanations are necessary, but they are welcome.

I have a rules question... are we allowed to delve outside currently living human beings (people from the past like Teddy R, characters from manga/anime like say... Boa Hancock, or maybe from games... like Samus Aran. Mostly, I want to know if I'm allowed to put http://guilty-gear.wikia.com/wiki/Bridget on the table)?
(January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Neil de Grasse Tyson
Lawrence Krauss
Ted Haggard

Fuck Ted Haggard, he's got the look, and he's sure to like it up the ass.

Kill Krauss, because I'm a bitch.

Marry Tyson: he would be a wonderful person to raise children with Tiger

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Lily Loveless

Alyson Hannigan

Misha Collins
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
(January 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Kill Matt Smith, the worst Dr. Who ever.
Marry Christopher Eccleston.
Fuck David Tennant even though he's the best Dr. ever but he seems a bit unstable.

Hahaha XD I like Matt Smith. Although he's not the most photogenic person. Most picture of him remind me of the trollface.

Forgot your list Tongue

You are right, Matt Smith does look just like trollface haha. Same eyes.
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#46
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am
(January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I have a rules question... are we allowed to delve outside currently living human beings [i](people from the past like Teddy R, characters from manga/anime like say... Boa Hancock, or maybe from games... like Samus Aran. Mostly, I want to know if I'm allowed to put http://guilty-


Historical people? Thinking

meh, why not, sounds like fun to me. Have at it.
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 3:50 am
(January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am)Cinjin Wrote: Historical people? Thinking

meh, why not, sounds like fun to me. Have at it.

Nobody likes my list Sad

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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 4:20 am by Cinjin.)
well, you know how it is with these games ...

it helps to know who people are.
Dead historical figures, I'd have said something like:

Vlad III (the Impaler)
Spartacus
Jesus Christ


oh wait, we're not doing fictional :p
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 4:24 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 4:25 am by Violet.)
(January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am)Cinjin Wrote: well, you know how it is with these games ...

it helps to know who people are.
Dead historical figures, I'd have said something like:

Vlad III (the Impaler)
Spartacus
Jesus Christ

-_- None of my list is dead, last I checked. Pictures for you and your lazy butt:

Hannigan

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Loveless

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And Collins -_-

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Marry Vlad III (the Impaler)

Kill Spartacus

Fuck Jesus Christ

Because it's fun Smile
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
I'd marry Misha Collins, who wouldn't marry Cas?

Fuck Lily Loveless

Kill Alyson Hannigan, I just find her irritating for some reason.

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