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Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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Soon
10.64%
5 10.64%
Waiting a little longer
2.13%
1 2.13%
Still not decided
8.51%
4 8.51%
Never
78.72%
37 78.72%
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
#31
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Why isn't there a never option?
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#32
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm)Deicide73 Wrote: Why isn't there a never option?

Because he's a poe

* Nine coughs

I mean idiot..
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#33
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Well this group of christians look interesting.

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/376/an-i...p-sex-cult

Quote:“We were made to recruit others through feminine flirtation, including using sex or going to bed with a prospective member.”

She said male members never had it so good because they could have any woman they desire to go to bed with, and nobody would refuse or decline them.

I don't think my wife would let me join though.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#34
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 10:33 am)Insanity x Wrote: I'd rather convert to Islam. Allah and Muhammad are far more bad-ass than that hippie Jesus bullshit.

Not sure if I should have kudosed that ... but that made me laugh a little, so there.

Tongue
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#35
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm)Deicide73 Wrote: Why isn't there a never option?

Look again.
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#36
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?
The day your god comes down and and shows the world he exists that can be verified by scientific evidence that he did come and were not under a mass delusion.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#37
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

What loaded question would Jesus ask?
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#38
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
A true Christan appears false to non-Christians? Not surprised, considering God fortold this. It will take a bit more time, my Lord.
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#39
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Christian Wrote: A true Christan appears false to non-Christians? Not surprised, considering God fortold this. It will take a bit more time, my Lord.

Only he who is false, but pretends to idiots to be true would claim the truth looks false to those who really investigates. He is of course your "Lord", you imbecilic bag for turd producing intestine, you.
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#40
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(January 28, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Christian Wrote: A true Christan appears false to non-Christians? Not surprised, considering God fortold this. It will take a bit more time, my Lord.

Only he who is false, knows himself to be false, but pretends to be true would claim the truth looks false to those who really investigates. He is of course your "god".

Its ok my Lord. Forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing.
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