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Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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Soon
10.64%
5 10.64%
Waiting a little longer
2.13%
1 2.13%
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8.51%
4 8.51%
Never
78.72%
37 78.72%
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
#11
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

And when do YOU plan to convert to Islam?
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It has the most recent account of prophesying, so should be the most accurate!
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#12
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

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#13
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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#14
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: I you need to convert to Christianity
Really? Do i need to? I have a pretty happy life and i dont think Christanity will make it happier... In fact i think it will make it sadder...
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#15
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

What else would we expect from a simpleton?
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#16
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
I managed to make it out of the bible belt without being converted, I really can't think of a scenario where I would convert.
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#17
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:26 am)Christian Wrote:
(January 28, 2013 at 5:14 am)Tobie Wrote: Oh my, you really need to look up some facts. Christians make more responsible citizens do they? Is that why they are the faith group with the largest proportion of their population in prison?

Mister Sir Tobie,

That is where you are wrong. Let's say there are 100 Atheists and 10 million Christians living in a country. Lets assume, for argument sake, all 100 Atheists go to jail and 1000 out of 10 million Christians go to jail. By numbers, the number of Christians in the prison outnumber Atheists but relatively speaking, 100% of atheists are in jail while a measly 0.1% of Christians make up the prison population.

You just glossed over the word "proportion". I'm not talking about absolute magnitude of people in prison, but proportion of faith groups in prison compared to their proportion in the population as a whole.
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#18
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
Christian Wrote:My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

I'll make a deal with you. When Jesus comes back, I will convert.

Until then, short of receiving an involuntary lobotomy, I will not.
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#19
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

Loaded question.

(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest.

Playing video games watching movies and occasionally leaving to go do uni work. Sure.

(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

Why would I want to be responsible? That sounds like a terrible idea.

I'd rather convert to Islam. Allah and Muhammad are far more bad-ass than that hippie Jesus bullshit. Also mosques are cooler than churches, They would teach me Arabic and they sing cool songs that remind me of cool movie intro's.
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#20
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
(January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am)Christian Wrote: Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

You can be responsible and not be a Christian.
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