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Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
January 31, 2013 at 10:09 pm
I think on Sundays when I know the jesus freaks are being bored to tears in their fucking churches.

That helps.
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January 31, 2013 at 10:31 pm
How come we still got monkeys?
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January 31, 2013 at 11:06 pm
Does the guy in your avatar hang laundry off that thing?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
January 31, 2013 at 11:08 pm
When do you plan to convert to Christianity?
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January 31, 2013 at 11:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 31, 2013 at 11:12 pm by Minimalist.)
(January 31, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How come we still got monkeys?


I used to work with a guy who would say "you can't bake a cake on a monkey's ass." I don't know what it means but I imagine it is why we still need monkeys.
(January 31, 2013 at 11:06 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Does the guy in your avatar hang laundry off that thing?

You know Min was a god when being a god meant getting some first class tail. It didn't mean sitting on your fucking ass all day waiting for some idiot jesus freak to come along and blow you.
(January 31, 2013 at 11:08 pm)Christian Wrote: When do you plan to convert to Christianity?

When Min hangs my underwear to dry on his dick.
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January 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm
Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?
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January 31, 2013 at 11:24 pm
Who would you root in the Super bowl?
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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January 31, 2013 at 11:28 pm
(January 31, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How come we still got monkeys?

I thought Davey Jones died a few years ago?
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January 31, 2013 at 11:29 pm
What's the Superbowl?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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January 31, 2013 at 11:31 pm (This post was last modified: January 31, 2013 at 11:32 pm by Minimalist.)
(January 31, 2013 at 9:55 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: Do you even lift?

Occasionally I hoist myself out of my fucking chair.
(January 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

Injuries. Severe...life-threatening injuries. To both teams.

Football bores the piss out of me.
(January 31, 2013 at 11:24 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Who would you root in the Super bowl?

See above.
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