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Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
#51
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
(February 2, 2013 at 8:30 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: (Alcohol is a drug for purposes of this question)

Alcohol is always a drug. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
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#52
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
(February 2, 2013 at 8:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you have any tips for getting blood stains out of carpet? Or disposing of dead hookers?

Don't get blood stains on the carpet in the first place. As to the hookers, find a place where some serial killer is dumping bodies and dump yours there also. The cops will be confused by the change in method. Fucks with their minds.

I'm not a druggie. My doctor put me on a blood pressure med and a cholesterol med. I couldn't tell you what they are. As long as he knows.
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#53
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
I put my front door keys down somewhere safe and now I can't find them. Have you seen them?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
No.

Look in the last place you saw them.
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#55
Re: RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
(February 2, 2013 at 9:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I couldn't tell you what they are. As long as he knows.
It's good to have faith

How does that feel?
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#56
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
(January 31, 2013 at 11:28 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 31, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How come we still got monkeys?

I thought Davey Jones died a few years ago?

I once saw Davey Jones, his nephew was in the same play as my then girlfriend and like a good uncle he came to see it.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#57
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
Favorite book/song/movie?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#58
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
Are you actually a really nice granddad kind of guy?

Who bakes chokolate cakes, is very nice to his neigbhours and regulary invites them in for barbecues and other meals?
Who has a big garden behind his house of which he takes care of with love, especialy his daisies (which are his favorite flowers)?
Who is very nice to children and oftern gives them sweets? Who is hardly ever annoyed? Who is generaly nice to everyone he comes accross?
Who hasn`t got a single grudge against anyone and anything out there?


And what you do here is simply your "dirty" hobby?

Tongue
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#59
Re: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
Are we there yet?
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#60
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
(February 3, 2013 at 5:05 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(February 2, 2013 at 9:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I couldn't tell you what they are. As long as he knows.
It's good to have faith

How does that feel?

Uncomfortable.

(February 3, 2013 at 6:26 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Favorite book/song/movie?


A Canticle for Liebowitz/Non piu andrai (fr. Il Nozze di Figaro)/Life of Brian

(February 16, 2013 at 9:59 am)frz Wrote: Are we there yet?

No. Go back to hitting your brother.
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