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Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 12:50 am
Baaaaaaah.

Hopefully, I'm the caboose of this train, haha.
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 12:54 am
What temperature do I need to cook rack of lamb to have it come out medium rare?
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 12:55 am
How often can I fleece you to get a winter coat of my own?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 12:58 am
If I said "Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe" to you, would you hold it against me?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 1:10 am
(February 3, 2013 at 12:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What temperature do I need to cook rack of lamb to have it come out medium rare?
Baaaaaaaah.
(February 3, 2013 at 12:55 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: How often can I fleece you to get a winter coat of my own?
Baah. Ba-bah. Baaah.
(February 3, 2013 at 12:58 am)Stimbo Wrote: If I said "Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe" to you, would you hold it against me?

Bah. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 1:20 am
I can see this being one of the best threads we've ever had.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 1:27 am
Do you even lift?
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 1:48 am
(February 3, 2013 at 1:10 am)Annik Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 12:54 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What temperature do I need to cook rack of lamb to have it come out medium rare?
Baaaaaaaah.
(February 3, 2013 at 12:55 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: How often can I fleece you to get a winter coat of my own?
Baah. Ba-bah. Baaah.
(February 3, 2013 at 12:58 am)Stimbo Wrote: If I said "Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe" to you, would you hold it against me?

Bah. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaanned.
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 2:01 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 2:01 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
This looks just like every thread on Christian Forums.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Ask a Sheep Anything
February 3, 2013 at 2:02 am
(February 3, 2013 at 1:20 am)Stimbo Wrote: I can see this being one of the best threads we've ever had.
Baaah bah.
(February 3, 2013 at 1:27 am)Gilgamesh Wrote: Do you even lift?
Bah. Baah bah.
(February 3, 2013 at 1:48 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 1:10 am)Annik Wrote: Baaaaaaaah.
Baah. Ba-bah. Baaah.

Bah. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Baah bah baah baah, Cth. Baaaaaaah!

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