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Single's awareness day

Poll: How will you be spending single's awareness day?
This poll is closed.
With the person you love <3 (no, not your mother)
21.74%
 5 21.74%
Wasting stupid amounts of money in the vain hopes that you might get a blowjob
4.35%
 1 4.35%
On your own with a tub of ben and jerry's crying yourself to sleep
13.04%
 3 13.04%
Having an inordinate amount of hot steamy porn star standard sex
8.70%
 2 8.70%
The same way I spend every other day, who gives a shit about Valentines
39.13%
 9 39.13%
Doing the Macarena in a car park to a rapturous audience
13.04%
 3 13.04%
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Single's awareness day
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Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:07 am
With this absolutely wonderful day coming along to greet us tomorrow, how about a thread for all the singles to wallow in self pity and all the non-singles to tell us how great their lives are!!!

Hooray!

This will be me:



I love valentines day /sarcasm.
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:10 am
Would you like me to lie and say that my life is amazing? Smile

I'd tell a white lie for you, Napster Heart
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:16 am
Wait, what?
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:24 am
Neck-deep in sex. Like every other day.


But the eternal dilemma - how can we be happy amid the unhappiness of others?
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:25 am
(February 13, 2013 at 8:16 am)Napoléon Wrote: Wait, what?

Don't go wallowing in self-pity because of not having sex/cuddles... because having those things won't simply stop the pitymobile.

I'd tell you that my life is fantastic, but I'd be lying. People in my life make it bearable or even enjoyable, but I don't kid myself. I've got fantasy for that Wink

Suffering as two is better if oxytocin gets you anywhere Big Grin
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:27 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 8:28 am by Napoléon.)
(February 13, 2013 at 8:24 am)Vera Wrote: Neck-deep in sex. Like every other day.



That sounds like a pretty interesting pass time.
(February 13, 2013 at 8:25 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Don't go wallowing in self-pity because of not having sex/cuddles... because having those things won't simply stop the pitymobile.

Yeah, that's right. I actually don't wallow in self pity. I've got nothing to be pitiful about really.

And who said I don't get sex/cuddles Wink
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:32 am
(February 13, 2013 at 8:27 am)Napoléon Wrote: That sounds like a pretty interesting pass time.

"Sounds" being the operative word here. It sucks (and not in the fun way, either.)
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:33 am
(February 13, 2013 at 8:27 am)Napoléon Wrote: Yeah, that's right. I actually don't wallow in self pity. I've got nothing to be pitiful about really.

Then there you have it Smile Don't go turning into a whiner, Nappy Heart We have plenty of them these days... Dodgy

Quote:And who said I don't get sex/cuddles Wink

It was implied, though perhaps not intentionally.

I wasn't aware your roommate swung both ways... I'll have to check her out now. I'm gladdened to find out she's got a lezzie streak in her Big Grin
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:35 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 8:35 am by Napoléon.)
(February 13, 2013 at 8:32 am)Vera Wrote: "Sounds" being the operative word here. It sucks (and not in the fun way, either.)

Yes I held back from presuming it would be a brilliantly fun, I can actually imagine it's pretty shitty.
(February 13, 2013 at 8:33 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: It was implied, though perhaps not intentionally.

I wasn't aware your roommate swung both ways... I'll have to check her out now. I'm gladdened to find out she's got a lezzie streak in her Big Grin

Eh errr what? Are you saying I have a vagina?
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RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:37 am (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 8:40 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Heart happy Valentine's Day Napoleon Heart
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