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RE: Atheist Haiku
February 17, 2013 at 1:53 pm
I thought I would try
To write an haiku but I
Don't know where to start...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Haiku
February 18, 2013 at 3:53 am
The burning sun
A religious stream
Forever dry
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Atheist Haiku
February 21, 2013 at 12:08 pm
God is fictional
God is totally not real
Hail Atheism
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RE: Atheist Haiku
February 24, 2013 at 9:25 am
The contents of life
No different than a fart
When wasted praying
I was feeling random =3
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 1:55 am
Was Yelling at God,
then I realized something;
there was nothing there.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 2:03 am
Religion is Shit.
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass.
He was Never Here.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 5:00 am
Look, a necropost
A thread has come back to life
Jesus though has not.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 7:47 am
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2014 at 7:51 am by robvalue.)
You can take your god
And shove it right up your arse
Leave the sane alone
If you think you're right
Because I can't prove you wrong
You failed logic class