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Atheist Haiku
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I thought it might be fun to start a thread of atheist-based haiku. Bring on your best (original olnly, please) and please vote for your favorites with kudos. Writer of the most kudosed haiku get a rep from me!
Here's mine: a mind freed from god is exactly like a slave freed from his shackles
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
frog turns into prince
just takes a gazillion years fairy tale beliefs 
One too many syllables. Also too much straw.
Look up at the sky See no heavens just the stars I can live with that
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I don't know what the rules of Haiku are but ...
Repeat: we believe! But wait, do you deceive? So can I trust my very own eyes to perceive?  RE: Atheist Haiku
February 16, 2013 at 3:55 am
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2013 at 3:56 am by Kayenneh.)
(February 15, 2013 at 10:48 pm)mralstoner Wrote: I don't know what the rules of Haiku are but ... The syllables per line are 5-7-5  Oh, how good to think! In my mind the Universe though I am so small When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Now an uncharacteristically and unashamedly patronising one:
Invisible friend Father Christmas for grownups Rather sad, really 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Atheist Haiku
February 16, 2013 at 6:25 pm
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2013 at 6:29 pm by Simon Moon.)
(February 15, 2013 at 6:56 pm)John V Wrote: frog turns into prince Are Creationists All willfully ignorant? Undoubtedly so Creationists lie Its age old dishonesty Ask Eusebius You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence. 
Cool idea Baalzebub
5-7-5 A minute from death There's no God, just walls and air How will you face it? Afraid and shunned or Happy to meet death's cold stare? Will you face it, now? Or would you rather bow To nothing and no one real? Can you face that, prior? Tell me have you tried To look at the evidence Unbiased and true? Or would you rather Be content in your safety Of life there after? Which is more lonely? Me I'd rather die knowing Than lost assuming
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Baalzebutt, how are you gonna rep yourself?
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
When the great man passed
Yahweh couldn't judge his ass Fucker got Hitchslapped. |
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