Women. You have men by the balls.(...)

[Ben Davis]

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I call bullshit.

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Not at all. Looking at the UN stats, the number of women holding political offices, globally, are a fraction of a percent. The numbers only decrease for senior positions. There are some countries where women are completely banned from holding any political office (though fortunately not many). I had a quick google and couldn't find easy stats for private businesses but I've seen stats before that paint an even bleaker picture.

http://data.un.org

[Violet]

99.9% means .1% are women.

There're more than that. Maybe not many more, but there are sure as hell more

Your 'statistic' is figurative, nothing more.

[Ben Davis]

99.9% means .1% are women.

There're more than that. Maybe not many more, but there are sure as hell more

Your 'statistic' is figurative, nothing more.

Nice pun but the stat holds up to close scrutiny. 'Nothing more' is a little dismissive when the numbers are so damning. I may well be guilty of an error of 'rounding' and without taking the time to research it more fully, I have to hold my hands up in terms of intellectual honesty. The true figures are well over 99% though.

[cratehorus]

No.

You men don't get to blame us for why the world is fucked up. Take goddamn responsibility for yourselves and act right.

yes we do all the world's problems are women's fault..... read your bible adam and eve.......... eve is the reason were not in paradise

thanks alot cunts

[Cyberman]

Not to teach anyone how to abuse it (shhh), but if you're 'shy' and have 'that concerned look' and you first state a desperate need of cash and then 'oh no, I'm sure I'll manage' (here's the money), and make sure you are 'likable' to them ('hotness' helps make this step ridiculously easy with men/lesbians, I find that talking to them a lot and entertaining them helps a lot too. BE COMPASSIONATE if you expect compassion.) Your target is not men, but other women.

That's only half of it though, surely. Unless I've been in the presence of sublimely skilled practitioners of the art, who can achieve all that by the advanced method of being a female and simply asking. I've tried the same thing myself, however lacking such womanly guiles my results have been varied, to say the least; ranging from observations on my parentage to offers for me to sample the latest in personal attack devices.

(Disclaimer: the above paragraph may contain traces of veracity. Cannot guarantee 100% truth-free.)

[Cinjin]

I re-read the OP and realized how ridiculous this thread is. Now don't get me wrong, I rather like ridiculous threads, as I have authored many. However, mine were clearly meant to be taken sarcastically or with humor. I get the feeling that you really believe the idiocy written below.

Women. You have men by the balls. No one can network like you; yet you do not squeeze. Why do you not and take over the world and solve man’s woes?

WTF?! Women don't have men by the balls. What does that even mean??? History has shown us that women have always been given the short end of the stick. Why not take over the world?!?! That has got to be one of the stupidest questions I've ever heard. The answers are innumerable to a question that isn't even logical.

Man has shown that he is not up to the task.

WTF?!? Man? or Men? Because using the word "Man" when referring to the human race does indeed include women. Which by the way, women have shared at least some amounts of power throughout human history. Granted, not as much, but the Queen of England is indeed a woman, as was Cleopatra, Catherine the II, Queen Victoria, Maria Theresa and many others. Yet somehow the world remains the same.

No one can network like women, and you control the spending/poverty/war. Men are in the street with guns and kill each other for your pleasure. You can stop it all. Why do you not do so?

WTF?!? Your statements just get stupider and stupider. Do you have anything legitimate to back these wild assertions up? Do you really expect women all over the world to unite together and take the guns out of the hands of trained military groups and entire armies????

You control the shape of our socio economic demographic pyramid. It just so happens that it is the perfect shape for adjustments/wealth redistribution; as the shape of our pyramid allows you to see all the levels except those beneath and they are few. It looks like a top. In real world terms; our top is wobbling rather precariously. You can stabilize it and in doing so make us all more prosperous.

Ever heard of the Middle East? Those poor women are property. They own NOTHING. They control NOTHING. How can you sit there asking such ridiculous questions???

I am told that the rich have been getting richer and the poor poorer for a number of years now. I also hear numbers like 2 % of military budgets would solve the poverty and starvation problems. The poor and middle of our economy can be helped without hurting the rich if redistribution is done at this point in time.

What this speaker says of Africa you must do; regardless of your country, ---- if women are to save man from himself. Show your love ladies or miss a prime opportunity to retake your place of equality within our societies. It is all in your hands. Squeeze. It will be tough love but many men are in your court. Your force and theirs cannot be stopped by the more chauvinistic minority of men, --- once women start moving.

Utter stupidity. We rise and fall as the human race. Holding women responsible for chauvinists is small-minded and just plain idiotic.

It need not take generations. You and mankind can have what it will have in the future; if you network as only you can. Put corrupt man in his place and take your rightful place now.
Open your third eye or condemn your sisters, daughters and yourself to more years of pain as man’s subjugated bitch.

I apologise in advance for the language but people today notice nothing that is not startling and I wish to startle you women out of your lethargy and mental doldrums.

Do you understand that you have the power of change, peace and prosperity in your hands?
Why are you not networking and doing your duty to society by taking your rightful place of leadership and equality?

You should be apologizing, but not for that. Apologize for presenting women with such fucktard ideas.





"Squeeze men's balls and the world will get better."
jesustapdancingchrist

[Violet]

Nice pun but the stat holds up to close scrutiny. 'Nothing more' is a little dismissive when the numbers are so damning. I may well be guilty of an error of 'rounding' and without taking the time to research it more fully, I have to hold my hands up in terms of intellectual honesty. The true figures are well over 99% though.

There you go

I'm just so damn tired of people making their point look exaggerated by exaggerating it and then wondering why someone would say it was exaggerated

Tired enough to sing a doorknob.

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That's only half of it though, surely. Unless I've been in the presence of sublimely skilled practitioners of the art, who can achieve all that by the advanced method of being a female and simply asking. I've tried the same thing myself, however lacking such womanly guiles my results have been varied, to say the least; ranging from observations on my parentage to offers for me to sample the latest in personal attack devices.

See, it's just that. You'll think we 'simply asked', but there are layers and layers of subconscious exploitation that we have learned to manipulate over the years until we become somewhat successful at it. We may even be so good at it... that we don't even realize we're doing it!

Sucks that the world is so sexist though... I can't imagine how much it must suck to be a single man in poverty

Poor bastards.

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"Squeeze men's balls and the world will get better."
jesustapdancingchrist

Cosmo trolling men again?

Next thing you know, they'll be suggesting that electrical shocks to the scrotum are well-desired by the common man

And don't forget to crunch their testes between your tee- enough of this bullshit, lol~

[Mystical]

Everything Cinjin said.

Are you serious or is this a parody? I hope for the latter, really really.

There are some countries where women are completely banned from holding any political office (though fortunately not many).

Yep. My dad would be one of those men (American Christian in this case) who believes that it's in the bible that women should not hold office, own land, or speak in any authority whatsoever. Hence he believes that women are the ones that are causing the denigration of government, along with the gay population's increase, Muslim population increase, and the spread of athiesm all being contributing factors.

[Violet]

If population increase is the issue, women are about 50% responsible for it.

So he's sort of right

[fr0d0]

Silly op, but women rule the world.