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One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 2:58 pm
...for containing very brief nudity in one scene.
Now, care to guess which category on this list is longer?
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 3:02 pm
God is violent. But you don't see God going around having sex with every mortal he FEELS like, unlike Zeus - that son of a bitch.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 4:32 pm
(February 23, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Psykhronic Wrote: God is violent. But you don't see God going around having sex with every mortal he FEELS like, unlike Zeus - that son of a bitch.
Well, Yahweh did have to nail Mary, but even then he didn't do it himself and just sat and watched while the Holy Ghost took care of business. Or some other supernatural garbage.
Anyway, have your friend look through some of my biology/anatomy books. I'm going to be taking an Anatomy & Physiology next semester and the first chapter will be about the reproductive system. And the book includes pictures.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm
(This post was last modified: February 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Perhaps mention to your friend that they're likely to be chowing down on penis and vah-j-j at dinner time, every night, and have been for their entire life.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 7:20 pm
(February 23, 2013 at 4:32 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Well, Yahweh did have to nail Mary, but even then he didn't do it himself and just sat and watched while the Holy Ghost took care of business. Or some other supernatural garbage.
Actually, the gospel of Luke says that "And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them", so it was probably more like an act of bukakke.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 23, 2013 at 7:20 pm
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This reaction is very similar to an incident involving one actress who portrayed Lara Croft in the video game promotions. Due to her being blessed with a rather eyecatching physique, it was deemed necessary to airbrush away the nipples that were poking through her costume. The reason? "Unsuitable for children"...
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 24, 2013 at 7:36 am
So he's cool with all the gory death and dismemberment but upset at a bit of nudity and implied sex......
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 24, 2013 at 1:52 pm
lol, I know right Zen...reminds me of a certain superhero this person is clearly a fan of.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm
(February 24, 2013 at 7:36 am)Zen Badger Wrote: So he's cool with all the gory death and dismemberment but upset at a bit of nudity and implied sex......
Sex is a very frightening, scary, dirty thing to Christians. Jesus really wants you to loathe your body.
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RE: One of my fundie friends is upset about the Hansel and Gretle movie....
February 24, 2013 at 3:44 pm
(February 23, 2013 at 7:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: it was deemed necessary to airbrush away the nipples that were poking through her costume. The reason? "Unsuitable for children"...
I will never understand how nipples, the very things that are biologically designed to feed children, are "unsuitable for children." America really needs to lighten up about boobies.
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