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The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
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The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
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I predict than in the next 50 years, Sarah Palin is going to revolutionize the fields of microbiology, biblical criticism, cosmology and youth ministry in single political campaign. I am just warning you atheists, Sarah Palin is a mean opponent.

In the next 50 years the atheist movement is going to be destroyed by Sarah Palin and her folksy charm. Religious people can rest assured that the atheist thread will surely be dealt with.

I am warning you all now, you might as well give up, Sarah Palin is with us, not with you.
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
You have an invalid URL?

Is this your 'mighty weapon'?

hmmm back into the compost heap for you!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
Fixed, I apologize.
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#4
RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
Shouldn't this be in the 'Humour' section?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
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I thought we WERE in the humour section?!

Will support the move Stimbo if mods think it is better suited there.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
Well, it's just my opinion of course, but the part of my brain that enjoys a joke is telling me there's no way the OP could possibly be serious. I mean, Sarah Palin revolutionising microbiology etc is insane enough, but illustrating that with a picture entitled "Sarah Palin Hot"? If that has to be a genuine representation of reality, I don't want to be sober.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
That was a joke.
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#8
RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
Called it! Another prophecy fulfilled!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I consider it my duty to God to make fun of Sarah Palin.
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RE: The answer to the encroaching atheist menace
I consider it your duty to the human race to do that. In fact I think I'll join you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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