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Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
Look, all I said was that this piece of fish was good enough for Zorb!
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 11:14 am
(September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am)Darwinian Wrote: Look, all I said was that this piece of fish was good enough for Zorb!

You mean that proof denies fish and without fish Zorb cannot exist?

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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 11:34 am
(September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am)Darwinian Wrote: Look, all I said was that this piece of fish was good enough for Zorb!

Lol @ life of Brian allusion.
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 1:07 pm
(September 4, 2009 at 11:14 am)Kyuuketsuki Wrote:
(September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am)Darwinian Wrote: Look, all I said was that this piece of fish was good enough for Zorb!

You mean that proof denies fish and without fish Zorb cannot exist?

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He's a very naughty boy



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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm
(September 4, 2009 at 1:07 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(September 4, 2009 at 11:14 am)Kyuuketsuki Wrote:
(September 4, 2009 at 10:40 am)Darwinian Wrote: Look, all I said was that this piece of fish was good enough for Zorb!

You mean that proof denies fish and without fish Zorb cannot exist?

Kyu

He's not Zorb.
He's a very naughty boy

Artistic license. One has to play with the cards one is dealt Smile
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Unless one is a cheater, then they don't have to play with those cards.
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Unless one is a quitter, then they don't have to play at all Smile
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 5, 2009 at 10:47 am
(September 3, 2009 at 10:02 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I've been listening to Fr0d0 speak and I must admit that he has me convinced in a higher power although he has named it wrong!

Here is my proof:

1. The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) is defined as a being that CANNOT have evidence to support the belief in her because faith is the ONLY way to believe in her.

2. There is NO evidence that The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists.

3. Therefore the fact of (2) leads to undeniable evidence that The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists.

4. Because she exists, we all have souls Smile

Ok, so admittedly number 4 is a rider to make me look less like a fucktard.

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Is the invisible pink unicorn the only god in her universe? Does she require her followers to worship her only?
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 5, 2009 at 11:59 am
The IPU doesn't require any worship; she's just there to be a contradictory beauty. The FSM on the other hand wants everyone to dress up as his chosen people; namely, pirates.
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm by Violet.)
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The new flag of the FSM's chosen.
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
September 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm
It's tiny! We need a BIG flag to show off the power of our amazing God!
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