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Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
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Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
I've been listening to Fr0d0 speak and I must admit that he has me convinced in a higher power although he has named it wrong!

Here is my proof:

1. The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) is defined as a being that CANNOT have evidence to support the belief in her because faith is the ONLY way to believe in her.

2. There is NO evidence that The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists.

3. Therefore the fact of (2) leads to undeniable evidence that The Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists.

4. Because she exists, we all have souls Smile

Ok, so admittedly number 4 is a rider to make me look less like a fucktard.

Rhizo
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#2
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
Lol Smile I don't think '4.' detracts from the preposterousness.

But anyway, and seriously, I like the topic Big Grin - I am interested to see fr0d0's response.

EvF
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#3
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
No you got it all wrong Rhiz. Existence is futile.
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#4
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
<giggle> That sounds like fr0do alright Smile

It is OBVIOUS that the invisible pink unicorn exists... we didn't need you to PROVE it like you so FANTASTICALLY did, Rhizo Big Grin
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#5
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
Well it can't be disproved can it? So therefore we're on 'even footing' so we have the 'choice' to believe or not right? And since it's such a splendidly attractive entity, one would be insane not to 'choose' to believe it, right?

For anyone who possibly can't tell, yes I'm taking the piss, and yes the above 'logic' is totally fallacious, just to be clear (I hate the thought of losing clarity through a joke, so this is my alibi lol (the burden of proof is on who claims positive existence, not the disbeliever!))

EvF
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#6
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
Obvious sarcasm is obvious Smile


And yes: someone would have to be completely deranged to NOT have faith in (BBHH) Joke
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#7
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
Evidence if futile. You will be incinerated.
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#8
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
(September 3, 2009 at 10:02 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I've been listening to Fr0d0 speak and I must admit that he has me convinced in a higher power although he has named it wrong! Here is my proof ...

No, no, no , no, no ...

1. Almighty Zorb (Zorb) is defined as a being that CANNOT have evidence to support the belief in him because faith is the ONLY way to believe in him.

2. There can be NO evidence that Zorb exists.

3. That 2 is true, as further supported by TAZ (the transcendental argument for the existence of Zorb), leads to undeniable evidence that Zorb exists.

4. We all have zouls because Almighty Zorb says so.

p.s. You're a fucking heretic Rhiz!

Kyu
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#9
RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
For proof denies faith and without faith IPU/Zorb cannot exist.
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RE: Evidence that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) exists
(September 4, 2009 at 10:34 am)Darwinian Wrote: For proof denies faith and without faith IPU/Zorb cannot exist.

Blasphemer!!!!!

Kyu
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