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Handy chart of Gospel contradictions re: resurrection story
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RE: Handy chart of Gospel contradictions re: resurrection story
March 20, 2013 at 11:35 am
Good point....religion seems to thrive among the dumb.
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RE: Handy chart of Gospel contradictions re: resurrection story
March 20, 2013 at 1:51 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2013 at 1:52 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 20, 2013 at 11:12 am)John V Wrote: I'm sure you ask this disparagingly, but basically, yes - he's reaching out to everyone, not just people with lofty intellectual standards like yourself.
Not everyone, haven't seen so much as an attempt. Not that this is surprising, seeing as no one else has ever seen a god attempt to reach out to them either.
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RE: Handy chart of Gospel contradictions resurrection story
March 20, 2013 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2013 at 5:32 pm by Ryantology.)
John V Wrote:They're normal, everyday standards. I would suppose he used such because his target audience includes common people.

I remember that your God created a set of laws which prohibit normal human behavior and condemn people for unavoidable thought crimes, a God who massacred entire civilizations because of their unwillingness to conform, and I have to ask you why your God holds humans to higher standards than those he places upon himself?
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RE: Handy chart of Gospel contradictions re: resurrection story
March 21, 2013 at 7:21 am
The second one is "When did they go to the tomb?" and says:

Mark: Day time
John: Night time

The verses from Young's Literal are:

Mark 16:2 and early in the morning of the first of the sabbaths, they come unto the sepulchre, at the rising of the sun,

John 20:1 And on the first of the sabbaths, Mary the Magdalene doth come early (there being yet darkness) to the tomb,

Seems to me they're both saying dawn in different ways. Very underwhelming.
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RE: Handy chart of Gospel contradictions resurrection story
March 21, 2013 at 6:25 pm
(March 21, 2013 at 7:21 am)John V Wrote: The second one is "When did they go to the tomb?" and says:

Mark: Day time
John: Night time

The verses from Young's Literal are:

Mark 16:2 and early in the morning of the first of the sabbaths, they come unto the sepulchre, at the rising of the sun,

John 20:1 And on the first of the sabbaths, Mary the Magdalene doth come early (there being yet darkness) to the tomb,

Seems to me they're both saying dawn in different ways. Very underwhelming.

You might have a point there. I think I'll check the other things on that chart.
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