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Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
#11
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
(March 21, 2013 at 7:38 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I know! It's so disgusting that you can't help but laugh! Big Grin

Glad someone here has a sense of humor.
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#12
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
Hmph. One part of womanhood that I'm glad I can't do.
I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto

"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
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#13
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
Warning. Funny kid in pads only.

If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#14
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
http://youtu.be/oo9kNFqpH5c

Brian!! You starred in this one!
http://youtu.be/R2tl7EzWT-w

Ahh maybe this is what you mean Brian?
http://youtu.be/sgMl-iZ3tZM
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#15
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
Funny LOL
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#16
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
(March 21, 2013 at 7:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ok, I get that you need those products, but what is with the blue die? If a girl grows up thinking she has smurf blood, she is going to be really confused!

BLUE DYE! Angry

Fucking bananas.

(March 21, 2013 at 7:19 am)Brian37 Wrote: They advertise the absorbancy by using blue colored water. I simply find it funny that they don't use red colored water. I understand why, but it just always strikes me as funny.

Blood, mate. It's icky.

(March 21, 2013 at 7:38 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I know! It's so disgusting that you can't help but laugh! Big Grin

I thought it was funny, I didn't think about the disgustingness of gargling menstrual blood. Now I have, though... and I agree:

It could use more salt.

(March 21, 2013 at 10:25 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Hmph. One part of womanhood that I'm glad I can't do.

One part of womanhood I'm a little pissed about missing out on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsjJ1WWrV20
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#17
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
what if they use red dye.
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#18
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
(March 23, 2013 at 1:31 am)FragileTag Wrote: what if they use red dye.

You say that now... but then: KAMIKAZE MEXICANS WILL DEVOUR YOUR NOW-FINNISH SOUL UNTIL IT COMES OUT THEIR EARS AND POWERS A TRAIN GOING AT 9438 MPH CLEAN THROUGH IT'S CRASH INTO A GIGANTIC SLEDGEHAMMER THAT DERAILS IT CLEAR THROUGH TO KENTUCKY AND SMACKS RHYTHM UPSIDE THE LEFT ASS OF HIS JEANS HANGING OUT TO DRY IN THE CHOCOLATE RAIN (AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HIS KIDS ARE THROWING THEIR SHIT AROUND) AND BOY ISN'T HIS WIFE JUST KINKY AS ALL HELL SOMETHING ABOUT GUNDAMN COCONUT BRAINS ZERO SODA SPAGHETTI DANIMALS DRINK THE KOOL-AID MAN LESBIANS HOLDING HANDS AND THE FUCKING GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS... AGAIN. WE ALL START SINGING BULLSHIT SONGS LIKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IspD6wELxJ0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjE126KvPZI

AND EVEN MORE LAND BEFORE TIME BECAUSE WE'RE JUST THAT FUCKING ADDICTED TO THE FRANCHISE. AND HONORABLE MENTION TO KUMBAYA, ONLY EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD BECAUSE WE ATE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS FOR DINNER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kdgchSAJ8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRafLNxzz8c

WE BROUGHT THIS ON OURSELVES! WE CANNOT TAKE IT BACK! IT IS THE END OF EVERYTHING! BEYOND IS ONLY THE MYSTERIOUS BEYOND AND WHATEVER LIES BEYOND THAT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7O6gT6uJUI

HORRIFIC PENIS JOKES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRBcB3TWM08
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#19
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
Yea I noticed my misspelling. Dye and die are both correct spelling just like there and their, I also transpose those too.
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#20
RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
Thanks for the blast from the fuckin past LillyTongue I dont know if it was a good blast or not--the first Land before time was the only one I liked and that's cuz I was like 5.

Disney.. Aghhhhhh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nkzbr-JaJU

http://www.cracked.com/video_18165_stuff...roval.html
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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