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Cool Things That Make You Happy
#81
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
That is quite hilarious to say the least! Reminds me of my very first interview for my very first job.

The interview went all right, although I thought it odd that the boss-man Tongue wouldn't even look at me then entire time. I saw the ring on his finger so I figured it was cuz he's married maybe? I shook his hand, left, sat down in my car and looked down to my lap for my car keys. That's when I realized my button up shirt had unbuttoned and I had just had an open-shirted interview!

I laughed all the way home.

Feel better?Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#82
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
(March 29, 2013 at 9:02 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(March 22, 2013 at 10:16 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: [Image: 562200_101275650067633_1056875897_n.jpg]


In fairness, I only had that trumpet to play a little celebration after I lit the cruiser on fire. Undecided

The better question is why my pants are about to fall off and my pubic hair is out for the world to enjoy .... ????

I've stared at this picture (not enjoying the view btw) for quite some time before, trying to wrap my mind around it. My first question about this ridiculously entertaining photograph is: why he aint got no shoes on? Then I wonder why he's emaciated. I think, maybe he's a stage performer whose trying out for the part of Jesus? But the fact that he has no shirt, no shoes, and a caucasian afro makes me think he's definitely a hippie on meth. Meth makes you strip, and it makes you thirsty. So he's either on his way to the gas station for a drink, or he's on his way to the salon for a haircut/ man wax and a pre-emptive taking off of the pants just made sense. Or both! I vote both.

So I'm left with a trumpeteer/stage actor Jesus on meth who got kicked out of either the salon for using the ladies red lipstick to draw on his chest or the gas station for dumping a red Slurpee on himself, and when he gets outside he sees a police car he thinks is a Roman Chariot that stole his beloved trumpet, sets it on fire and that wierd look on his face is just him realizing the trumpet was in his hand the whole time Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#83
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
Cool thing that makes me happy: Bf gets me Pokémon for my PC \o/
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#84
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
Zen goes to local tech store and surprises me with an iPad 4
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#85
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
missluckie wrote:
Quote:That is quite hilarious to say the least! Reminds me of my very first interview for my very first job.

The interview went all right, although I thought it odd that the boss-man Tongue wouldn't even look at me then entire time. I saw the ring on his finger so I figured it was cuz he's married maybe? I shook his hand, left, sat down in my car and looked down to my lap for my car keys. That's when I realized my button up shirt had unbuttoned and I had just had an open-shirted interview!

I laughed all the way home.

Feel better?Tongue

lol poor guy trying to be honest and not look! ok, I feel a little better. But that will go away on Monday when the guy is still reminding me every time he walks by my office. Tongue
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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#86
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
You know that happens to me alot - except it's usually my fly and not my shirt. Just me and balls, sittin here across your desk, talking about irrigation. Sometimes I notice it....but I think to myself "fuck em if they can't take a joke" and just let it ride.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#87
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#88
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
(March 29, 2013 at 9:01 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: The end of winter

A-fuckin'-men. We had a second cold snap that was just unfair. It's finally over.

Also, my father just bought me a new laptop for my birthday.
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#89
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
I don't know about happy, but I don't have any other thread to put this in.

http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/sexy...nablyGeek)

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#90
RE: Cool Things That Make You Happy
Also: boyfriend and I in bed, he on his tablet on reddit and I on my kindle and phone, seemingly ignoring each other...until without even looking at each other we start a FOOT WAR!
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