I am God

[Jackalope]

Cthulu Dreaming sought God so hard he thought Mt 7 made all Christian have to walk around all day long and feel like they couldn't judge anyone. Every time there is a bad person around, they must forget the rest of the Bible and just say to them-self "Not judging".

That's your interpretation.

[Cato]

Allow me to end the conversation...

God is supposed to know everything...right? How exactly does God know the taste of my cum? Is he hanging out at the fluid intersection of my prostate and testicles?

It's rather amusing to me that the creator of the fucking universe can't get the taste of my cum out of his/her mouth.

[Tonus]

I have yet to meet one person who has followed Luke 11's A/S/K and failed to come back without an answer from God.

Ask god to feed the hungry and house the homeless the world over. Do so sincerely, as I would imagine that many, many believers do. Let us know what god's answer is.

[catfish]

You're a sock account of Cinjin?
EDIT: Wait...there are two threads? Is this polytheism?

Does that count as 3? Then its just a good old fashion trinity. Mod, member and the double post.

[The Reality Salesman01]

Prove me wrong.

You are not god because you can't prove me wrong if you were god you would appear right now in this room that I am typing this message right now. So by you not being able to do that proves that you are not god and also there is no god at all.

That just proves i'm not the God you thought was real, and it proves to you personally that I didn't do those things. It doesn't prove i'm not God. What if I show proof in different ways? What if you have to be emotionally and spiritually connected to me in order to hear my messages and see my proof? What if you just didn't convince yourself well enough that last night when you flushed the toilet, the noise you heard wasn't me whispering to you?!!! Lol, no...Just hit me up on AF bro! If I don't get back with you, i'm just busy or its not in my plan. Peace!

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@Drich
As God, it is of little value to me to provide proof to you. I am more powerful than you could possibly fathom. Clearly I am communicating through means of human technology, but I am using my powers to access this process from beyond the physical realm. You see? I can both be physical and non-physical at the same time! There will be no death of the great I AM, which coincidently, I AM. So, there will be no need for you to anticipate such a ressurection. Plus, what would be the point? I'm God.

So 'god' did you not read what I wrote or did you not understand it? What i said is there are those who would demand proof from you and like with Jesus, kill you literally to get it.

Out of curiosity, would you care to share with the others why a lack of proof has never been a problem for believing in Gods in the past but has all of the sudden become so crucial?

Because there is no loack of Proof for all who A/S/K as outlined in Luke 11.

You've been claiming to know a fake God for a while now without any evidence and scoffed at others for requesting the same from you. Now all of the sudden you're a skeptic. Why?

Again it seem you did not understand what I said in my orginal response, (something an all knowing God would not have trouble with) but a pot smoking ex sailor might.

I mean, I know the answer whether you share or not (don't have to be God to know that) just wanted to give you an amnesty period with your fellow humans.

Ah, proably not as you seem to be having a completely seperate conversation with yourself. Because it doesn't seem like you even reading the Christian responses. You just think you know what is being said and reply back with crap that does not even apply to what has been said.

Oh all of this is wonderful, I plan on addressing each and all of the 2 Christian beliefs and enlightening Strodel on relavtivity and why it renders his arguments useless. When you get back from Church, and I get back from taking my son to play soccer and get some adult time to type, I would be happy to engage the two of you in an intellectual approach to curing your misunderstanding.

By the way, the body I've chosen to enhabit to type this stuff is...Active duty..Can't smoke pot. I'm an F-18 Weapons Instructor in VA Beach for the time being. If I can teach complex weapons systems concepts to brand new pilots, I can teach you 2 how to read.

[CleanShavenJesus]

you can't be God.

i'm God.

[Tonus]

you can't be God.

i'm God.

*Looks at your name* No, you're wrong. You're god's son.

No, wait. You are god. Never mind.

[Ryantology]

"1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only;

2 Allah, the eternal, absolute;

3 He sires no offspring,nor is he anyone's offspring;

4 And there is none like him." [Surah 112:1-4]

Fulfill that Bro and i'll worship you.

You'll ask Texas Sailor to prove himself, so why not ask Allah to prove himself, too?

I have yet to meet one person who has followed Luke 11's A/S/K and failed to come back without an answer from God.

That was the subject of one of the very first exchanges I had with you. Your response was that I didn't do it right, or for the right reasons. You never explained to me what makes you the authority on that matter.

[The Reality Salesman01]

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Prove me wrong.

Still waiting...

The proof will be found in your death. (And you inablity to resurect yourself)

The death of my physical body will not prove anything as to the validity of my claims to be God. It will only serve as information to help you decide if what happened after my death met the criteria you would expect from the God you believe is true.

Do you really want to offer your life to a bunch of religious nut bags? Some of which have no qualms about giving up their own lives for what they believe much less any regaurd for yours..

I haven't offered my body to anyone. Some people are crazy and its true when you say they are often Religious Nutbags. If I were to acquire a large enough following, there is no doubt that a number of them would comit insane acts in the name of what they think is true. As long as there is a difference in oppinion over an unfalsifiable hypothesis that promises so many great things without providing evidence, the simple minded folks will be tempted to attempt extreme acts to either acquire the supposed good things promised, or attempt to prove to those individuals with faith that they were wrong. History has shown us this.

The truth is...No individual can confirm what I say is true by killing themselves or me. Since faith is all that is required, there is no proof needed and therein no proof available to either confirm or deny my claims.

what you said is an offence that does indeed demand proof.

Just FYI

I am not required to provide proof to anyone that demands it in order to maintain that I am who I say I am. I can simply tell you what to do in order to confirm the truth of my claims and make these instructions themselves unprovable by any reproducable verifiable method. So, if the answers you seek have not yet been revealed to you, it is because you are not trying hard enough and have not yet A/S/K ME. Once you do this, my truth will be revealed to you.

If what you find is different than what you think is true about your God, it merely confirms to you alone that I am not the God you expected to be true. It doesn't however prove that I am NOT in fact the actual God I say I am.

Sound familiar?...Next Question....

[catfish]

The truth is...No individual can confirm what I say is true by killing themselves or me. Since faith is all that is required, there is no proof needed and therein no proof available to either confirm or deny my claims.

Here's the thing about the crap I bolded above.... Sooner or later one gets confused as to what they say...

http://atheistforums.org/thread-17928-po...#pid419759

That was where you promised everlasting life, so now it's time for you to redefine "everlasting" or "killing".