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All Atheists must read this
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45. Surah Al-Jathiyah (The Kneeling)
31. But as for those who disbelieved (it will be said to them): "Were not Our Verses recited to you? But you were proud, and you were a people who were Mujrimun (polytheists, disbelievers, sinners, criminals)." 32. And when it was said: "Verily! Allah's Promise is the truth, and there is no doubt about the coming of the Hour," you said; "We know not what is the Hour, we do not think it but as a conjecture, and we have no firm convincing belief (therein)." 33. And the evil of what they did will appear to them, and they will be completely encircled by that which they used to mock at! 34. And it will be said: "This Day We will forget you as you forgot the Meeting of this Day of yours. And your abode is the Fire, and there is none to help you." 35. This, because you took the revelations of Allah (this Qur'an) in mockery, and the life of the world deceived you. So this Day, they shall not be taken out from there (Hell), nor shall they be Yusta'tabun (i.e. they shall not return to the worldly life, so that they repent to Allah, and beg His Pardon for their sins). 36. So all the praises and thanks are to Allah, the Lord of the heavens and the Lord of the earth, and the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists). 37. And His (Alone) is the Majesty in the heavens and the earth, and He is the All-Mighty, the All-Wise. Al Quraan Haha! Mohammed, that trash talkin' mofo.
Why do the Christians and the Muslims not work on one another instead of us? They've already suspended disbelief, all you have to do is show that your god has a bigger dick than the other god and you've got your convert.
(walks in... looks around. Realizes she has interrupted preaching)
Wait... am I in church? Let's do this (shifts to church mode):
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon |
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