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What if god was one of us?

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What if god was one of us?
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#11
RE: What if god was one of us?
March 30, 2013 at 10:30 pm
dont know about those.

Are they relevant?
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RE: What if god was one of us?
March 30, 2013 at 10:31 pm
(March 30, 2013 at 10:21 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: Oh, dear lordy lord. You guys don't know, do you? God is a woman. She is not a slob except for sex. Trust me, god's a woman.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery" - yep, definitely female.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What if god was one of us?
March 30, 2013 at 10:33 pm
(March 30, 2013 at 10:30 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: dont know about those.

Are they relevant?

Not really, but I don't see why they shouldn't be!
(March 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Never read anything immoral in the Qur'an.
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RE: What if god was one of us?
March 30, 2013 at 10:51 pm
http://youtu.be/PybtBKSAtLM
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RE: What if god was one of us?
March 31, 2013 at 2:54 am
Those gods are lame, TGAC. The real deal one is a woman.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: What if god was one of us?
March 31, 2013 at 11:57 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2013 at 11:57 am by The Grand Nudger.)




"We should sail there immediately"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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