Every Romantic Comedy Ever

[DeistPaladin]

I got a good laugh out of this video.





Yep, this is something I don't miss from my single days. Thank God (so to speak) that I found a wife who hates these movies.

[Jackalope]

Thank God (so to speak) that I found a wife who hates these movies.

Part of my pre-first date ritual:

Me: "Hey, want to do something Saturday night?"
Her: "Sure! What are you thinking?"
Me: "There's a new romantic comedy playing, would you like to see that?"
Her: "I'd love to!!!!!!!11111eleven!!!111"
Me: <click>

[Violet]

It's the humor in the in-betweens you're watching it for. Just ignore the plot... you know they'd like to

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Part of my pre-first date ritual:

Me: "Hey, want to do something Saturday night?"
Her: "Sure! What are you thinking?"
Me: "There's a new romantic comedy playing, would you like to see that?"
Her: "I'd love to!!!!!!!11111eleven!!!111"
Me: <click>

Yeah... there's that. Unless it works in reverse.

If you suggested it to me, I'd probably make up something along the lines of "Oh... I just remembered <random bullshit>".

That, or suggest you stab yourself and go nab myself a girl through my surefire avoid very clear pickup lines until we're practically ready to fuck.

Or she'll be totally oblivious, which is more likely.

...

Better idea: present a couple of options of things relevant to your interests... see which she goes for.

[Fruity]

ha ha fucking ha!

I never really did like these movies and when any girlfriends (as in friends that happen to be girls, not girlfr... you get it) suggested going to see one, I either made up an excuse to not go, or went but felt uncomfortable, huge, and all of a sudden boyish and awkward. I'm so glad I don't have friends anymore.