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AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 4:42 am
The point of the thread as written in the OP Rayaan.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 9:01 am
Or maybe you DID get it Thinking
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 11:36 am
(April 20, 2013 at 5:51 pm)cato123 Wrote:
(April 20, 2013 at 11:19 am)fr0d0 Wrote: To theists, having fun = posting biblical text and preaching.

Preceisely why I would not want to go to heaven, even if it existed.

OTOH: I think it was Mark Twain who proposed heaven was desirable because it was a place of thousand year long orgasms.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:01 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 11:36 am)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: OTOH: I think it was Mark Twain who proposed heaven was desirable because it was a place of thousand year long orgasms.

Well, if you ask women with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, constant orgasming is more hell than heaven..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:04 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(April 21, 2013 at 11:36 am)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: OTOH: I think it was Mark Twain who proposed heaven was desirable because it was a place of thousand year long orgasms.

Well, if you ask women with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, constant orgasming is more hell than heaven..

I would rather ask why women get all the good disorders.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Would you like to walk around with a constant boner?
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:18 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Would you like to walk around with a constant boner?

If you had ever been a teenage boy you would that that is exactly what happens.

Cue lots of hiding behind desks, walking in a crouched pose, you know the drill.



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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:19 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Would you like to walk around with a constant boner?

You mean like during puberty?
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm
Assuming most of you are past this point physically, if not mentally, the question still stands.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:32 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Assuming most of you are past this point physically, if not mentally, the question still stands.

Not to mention to ejaculate over and over again, whilst constantly having the boner.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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