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AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:35 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:32 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Assuming most of you are past this point physically, if not mentally, the question still stands.

Not to mention to ejaculate over and over again, whilst constantly having the boner.

To be honest it sounds awful. I just read the constant boner part.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:44 pm
(April 19, 2013 at 5:05 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: ^ Is he serious?

I hope so. That would be the first legitimately Christian thing I have seen in this forum.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:46 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Would you like to walk around with a constant boner?

Been there, done that, aged out of it around 25.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm
You seem to be missing the point. A disorder means you DON'T age out of it.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 12:49 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2013 at 12:51 pm by A_Nony_Mouse.)
(April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Assuming most of you are past this point physically, if not mentally, the question still stands.

At 68 in June and down to once a day, tell me how to get back to it.
(April 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: You seem to be missing the point. A disorder means you DON'T age out of it.

The real Fountain of Youth! Move over Ponce!
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 6:13 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2013 at 6:14 pm by fr0d0.)
(April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: the question still stands.

Punny

(Where's Rayaan?)
(April 21, 2013 at 12:44 pm)Shell B Wrote: I hope so. That would be the first legitimately Christian thing I have seen in this forum.

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#77
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 8:03 pm
(April 21, 2013 at 12:09 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Would you like to walk around with a constant boner?

Fuck no! I very nearly died the last time and in all honesty that would have been preferable!
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 21, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Stimbo wrote:
Quote:Fuck no! I very nearly died the last time and in all honesty that would have been preferable!

buahahahahaha! Too funny!
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 22, 2013 at 4:14 am
(April 21, 2013 at 12:32 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(April 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Assuming most of you are past this point physically, if not mentally, the question still stands.

Not to mention to ejaculate over and over again, whilst constantly having the boner.

That sounds like sort of punishment that would happen in the Christian version of hell.
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RE: AF Hall of Shame (Theist edition)
April 22, 2013 at 8:30 am
Hey folks, I recalled the Twain quote as thousand year orgasms not thousand year erections.
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