Astrology challange.

[Jackalope]

You guys are to hasty and bold with verdicts.

First test, then results, verdict.
You doing it the opposite way.

This ain't our first rodeo, Hoss.

[The Grand Nudger]

Wouldn't twins have identical (or remarkably similar) futures and characters in all cases and scenarios - if magic stars were at fault, porpoise?

[Tonus]

You guys are to hasty and bold with verdicts.

Oh, I can assure you that my "verdict" is quite bold!

*swivels hips suggestively*
*spooges almost immediately*

...and unfortunately, quite hasty, too.

[Kayenneh]

Wouldn't twins have identical (or remarkably similar) futures and characters in all cases and scenarios - if magic stars were at fault, porpoise?

Yeah, tell that to my nephews Mr. Blue and Mr. Green

[purplepurpose]

Challange is still up.
You can add to data a request so that results would be send as pm, but still clarify how much truth is in them here.

[The Grand Nudger]

Meh, I'm thoroughly unimpressed with natal charts (only relatively recently popular - and based upon, again, a relatively recent system of astrology - of which there are many) and those who put their stock in them. The very people who purport to be able to divine something about someone based upon "their stars" show their ignorance from the first moment. Particularly in that astrology and natal charts have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with the clusters of lights who loaned their names to the respective signs. It's about days and minutes, not stars (as the stars have long since "left" the positions you're said to have been "born under".

It's really just numerology at this point, not astrology. Which is depressing, as we're being offered a shabby fake...of a shabby fake. Parkers Astrology is my favorite book on the subject. As it's an instruction manual that to me, reads like an operations manual for a Tie Interceptor - hilarious for all the same reasons.

[Baalzebutt]

ok, try this:

born July 2, 1966 at 3:23 am in phoenix, arizona

[pocaracas]

Let's put this guys money where his mouth is:
- Lisbon, Portugal... that's in south western part of Europe, just in case you're american.
- Born 30th December, 1980, at 23h45, give or take a minute.

I'll save you a step: Capricorn and, if you go by the chinese, Monkey.
Now tell me how rational I am... How cool/cold my relationships are...

[purplepurpose]

The planets in the signs

The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.

Sun in Cancer

He weighs words carefully and is tenacious. A calm and discreet nature, tender, thoughtful, sensitive and impressionable. He likes group life.

Weaknesses: He is humble, timid, changeable, indecisive, lazy, over-sensitive and prickly. Easily influenced by the family.

Moon in Capricorn

Fearful, taciturn, reserved. Attracted to politics. Has few friends because of reserved nature. Success comes by means of other people, who recognize his qualities.

Weaknesses: material worries, savings, restrictions. Does not get carried away by love.

Mercury in Leo

Ambitious, sincere, loyal, friendly and full of good cheer. Great sense of organization. Likes children and leisure time.

Weaknesses: likes to play games too much and can go too far, in spite of himself. Likes to play-act and do about-turns, which surprise and upset those concerned. Likes to take risks in jest and for amusement.

Venus in Gemini

\"Gift of the gab\", always finds the right expression. A good talker, refined, with a love of the Arts. Two-sided in emotional affairs, flirtatious. Superficial emotions. Countless and inconstant love affairs. Likes to play love games.

Weaknesses: Instability and fickleness in love. Often goes too far in love because of the desire to flirt and play on the other person, who will often suffer - but that is not his problem. Inconstant in love, which is ephemeral: he is unfaithful and can sometimes speak caustically.

Mars in Gemini

He speaks a lot, likes to spar verbally, discussions, disputes, polemic, criticism.

Weaknesses: he scolds and declaims. Words can be bitter and aggressive.

Jupiter in Cancer

Peaceful, calm nature. Fertile imagination. Likes home life and material comforts. A good cook, because he is relatively greedy and takes pleasure in conjuring up little things that are good to eat.

Weakness: He likes to eat too much, likes own home and comfort too much and has the tendency to be a stay-at-home, going out without any pleasure because home is always best.

Saturn in Pisces

Misanthropic, with a sullen humor. He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.

Uranus in Virgo

Not a strong character. He is unstable but has good intuition. He is sometimes ingenious.

Neptune in Scorpio

Investigation, inquiry, secrets.

Pluto in Virgo

Takes away his shyness.

Sign and ascendant

Cancer ascendant Gemini

The planets in the houses

The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.

Sun in II

Financial ambition. Lucrative job, he satisfies his needs, which are substantial. Moves money about a lot and sometimes spends recklessly.

Moon in VIII

He has a tendency to bad dreams. Possibly has romantic phantasies. Is interested in the occult.

Mercury in III

Deep studies. Adaptable. He is attracted to the Arts/letters. He knows how to share ideas. Moves around a lot professionally. He can easily keep many irons in the fire at the same time.

Venus in XII

He is devoted to sick or impoverished people. Can be in the medical or social professions. He likes animals, tranquility, peace and solitude. He has secret love affairs.

Mars in I

He gets angry and carried away a lot. He is provocative, impulsive, dynamic and bold. Great spirit of enterprise. He has a great need of activity and throws himself into projects without thinking of the consequences of possible setbacks, nor of the dangers that may arise.

Jupiter in II

Easygoing over money matters, no credit problems, increases his inheritance. He earns good money, without too much effort. He enjoys what he has.

Saturn in XI

He appreciates the company of older people of intelligence and good counsel. These will help success in professional life. He has few friends and has difficulty in finding a partner. He is very reserved.

Uranus in IV

He is very independent. His independence begins vis-...-vis the family circle. He does not like bureaucracy, administration, and has problems as a result. He has avant-garde ideas, he is original and does not tolerate constraints on his freedom.

Neptune in VI

He is more prone than most to the bad influence of alcohol, medicines and drugs. To be avoided at all costs.

The houses in the signs

Ascendant in Gemini

He is sociable, without a doubt a little gossipy. Tends to forget set objectives. Likes to write.

House II in Cancer

Financial success might come late, if it will come in the commercial field.

House III in Cancer

Any travel that he does will only be to visit family or friends . Family and dear ones are very important to him, they can always count on him in times of difficulty or trouble.

House IV in Leo

Conducts family life like a business, rigorously and authoritatively. Great sense of organization, looks after what he possesses well.

House V in Virgo

He does not lack for practical sense to run his business and home: He is ingenious and good with his hands. He is modest and prudish.

House VI in Scorpio

Likes risky professions. Weak point: the genital area.

House VII in Sagittarius

Either marriage with a foreigner, or a marriage abroad, or marriage with a foreigner abroad.

House VIII in Capricorn

Natural death in very old age. Inheritances.

House IX in Capricorn

Respects the religion in which he was brought up as a child, still holds this belief.

Likes justice and loyalty.

House X in Aquarius

Success in teaching. Likes contact with others, to speak and explain.

House XI in Pisces

Has only a few friends, but with these the friendship is sincere and frank.

House XII in Taurus

Business affairs will have their highs and lows, financial loss can be heavy.

Interplanetary aspects

The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.

The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.

601 Conjunction Sun - Jupiter

He has high social ambitions, respects justice and the law. He is tolerant, optimistic, kindly. He has every chance for professional success in a strictly legal setting.

222 Sextile Mercury - Venus

He looks on the bright side of life: he is gay, agreeable, optimistic, sociable. He likes to speak and write, and does both with charm and artistry. His intellectual pleasures are influenced by his feelings. He is amorous and sensual. He likes beauty, the Arts but also travelling.

174 Conjunction Venus - Ascendant

He likes everything beautiful, the Arts, balance and harmony. He is amiable and sociable. He likes entertainment and has a loving nature.

160 Conjunction Uranus - Pluto

He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.

-133 Opposition Sun - Moon

-63 Opposition Moon - Jupiter

He is indifferent to others, to those who surround him: he is negligent and indecisive. He likes excess, gambling and his honesty is elastic. This aspect does not help professional success, especially as he tends to spend more than he earns.

51 Sextile Jupiter - Uranus

He knows what's going on at a glance. He thirsts after knowledge, and is a good organizer. He is very independent, likes his freedom of action, is a non-conformist. He is very agreeable company and is always in demand.

38 Sextile Jupiter - Pluto

He likes to direct, is intelligent and is an organizer of the first order.

31 Sextile Uranus - Neptune

28 Trine Mercury - Saturn

18 Sextile Neptune - Pluto

9 Trine Jupiter - Neptune

He is very generous and altruistic, helping people in difficulty or sick people. He knows how to listen or, at least, how to give that impression. He is a dreamer, with lots of imagination: he likes the Arts.

-8 Square Mars - Saturn

He is only interested in doing something if there are problems attached: once these are solved, he goes on to something else which has complications. He likes to overcome obstacles, is tough, does not have too many feelings, especially in business. He is egoistic, violent and stubborn. He does not always make friends.

-3 Square Uranus - Ascendant

He is inconstant, lacks control and is nervous.

-1 Square Pluto - Ascendant

He imposes his will by force, violence.

ok, try this:

born July 2, 1966 at 3:23 am in phoenix, arizona

[Jackalope]

You realize that there quite a few elements in the quoted horoscope that are contradictory, yes? I've picked out a few. There are plenty more, but I can't be bothered to take the time to debunk this already debunked nonsense.

He likes group life.
He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.
Peaceful, calm nature.
He imposes his will by force, violence.