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What if we run out of bacon?

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What if we run out of bacon?
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Re: RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 5:34 pm
(April 29, 2013 at 10:49 am)Raven Wrote: Bacon I could do without. But PIZZA! No way no how would I want to live in a world without pizza. :)

But there is bacon pizza!
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm
(April 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat bacon. I eat Bac-Os.

Are those any good?
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 5:43 pm
(April 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(April 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat bacon. I eat Bac-Os.

Are those any good?
They're salty goodness. Love 'em.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 5:54 pm
(April 29, 2013 at 5:43 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: They're salty goodness. Love 'em.

But they're not pork. I do not trust them Dodgy
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 5:54 pm
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jewish-...m-ban,992/

Quote:According to Rabbi David Feinberg, head of the American Congress of Orthodox Rabbis, the newly approved ham will be incorporated into a number of Jewish customs.

"During the Passover seder, which commemorates our people's deliverance from slavery in Egypt, we will remember the day God brought us unto the Land of Milk and Honey by drinking a tall glass of milk with a thick slice of honey-glazed ham," Feinberg said. "And joining the charoses and maror on the seder plate will be a ham roll, symbolizing the juicy, mouth-watering taste of freedom."

Feinberg also noted that an abbreviated version of Passover, to be called Hamover, will be observed on the third Saturday of every month. The new holiday, he said, will involve "the eating of tons of ham."

Quote:"Have you ever smelled bacon frying? Oy, vey, how my mouth waters."
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am
Napoleon wrote:
Quote:I think I just came.

My custom user title does say drool, but not that kind of drool. Unless you want to. Then by all means, do. Can I watch? Wink Shades Sorry, wrong forum? He started it (points at Napoleon). Angel
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 30, 2013 at 12:40 am
(April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am)jrsm_10 Wrote: Napoleon wrote:
Quote:I think I just came.

My custom user title does say drool, but not that kind of drool. Unless you want to. Then by all means, do. Can I watch? Wink Shades Sorry, wrong forum? He started it (points at Napoleon). Angel

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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 30, 2013 at 8:40 am
Then these ladies will be in trouble
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