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Come and get served by The Serveant!
#21
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Mmmm chocolate chips are my favorite how'd you know?

That is a fair and noble question..and I shall pursue your guidance with regards to Sub zero..Wink
We would however, still request the slave. We promise not to beat her to near death like those ChristiansWink

Yes, I did get that Mistress vibe from you, yesWink that or you just like locking up human slaves cuz its fun..which I wouldnt put past you, your Antyness.

I think he was referring to this but I could be wrong. Our wants are quite subjective, after allWink

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#22
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 13, 2013 at 5:37 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I think he was referring to this but I could be wrong. Our wants are quite subjective, after allWink

Um, yes that would do nicely.
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#23
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Poor Scorpy, he never was the smarter brother just the hotter oneWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#24
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 13, 2013 at 5:37 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: We would however, still request the slave. We promise not to beat her to near death like those ChristiansWink

Very well, I'll have her shipped in the morning Smile You may beat your property to death if you wish... I wouldn't do it myself though: that shit ain't economical. :S

Quote:Yes, I did get that Mistress vibe from you, yesWink that or you just like locking up human slaves cuz its fun..which I wouldnt put past you, your Antyness.

The latter. My sexual stance adapts to whomever I'm having sex with, ie: I'm with a dom? I'll be a sub. I'm with someone who says they're a dom, but who I'm now making my bitch? I'll be a dom. I'm with someone who's not into power play? I won't engage in any much power play Smile

But I'm a huge fan of human slavery~

Quote:I think he was referring to this but I could be wrong. Our wants are quite subjective, after allWink

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XsnSEMock

How could I know? WHY WOULD ANYONE ASK FOR MAYAN SILK?! Angry

Well... now I have to go back and track down every damn one of those silkworms. Fuck it, I'll just fuck with time and fix this -_-

(May 13, 2013 at 7:55 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Poor Scorpy, he never was the smarter brother just the hotter oneWink

... I like the movie. I know it's a B movie, and I know it's cliche... but I like it. Don't judge me Dodgy
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#25
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 13, 2013 at 4:02 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQl7QuEP6oFw9Di4P2iZTK...4W2bkpzkP9]

Would you like a magic schoolbus while you eat your magic sandwich? Smile

Your sandwich seems to have turned me into a hermaphrodite. I'm so happy, how did you know?
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#26
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
You should write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid, like a real serveant would.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#27
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
i would like to know dafuq i just read
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#28
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 14, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Captainhate Wrote: i would like to know dafuq i just read

It's probably best to not ask too many questions.
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#29
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 14, 2013 at 12:02 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: Your sandwich seems to have turned me into a hermaphrodite. I'm so happy, how did you know?

Let's just say I have experience in the matter, and leave it at that Smile

(May 14, 2013 at 12:33 pm)Tonus Wrote: You should write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid, like a real serveant would.

I will only do that if you ask me to Smile

(May 14, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Captainhate Wrote: i would like to know dafuq i just read

Depends, what did you just read?

Chtulhu Wrote:It's probably best to not ask too many questions.

Oh what would you know? You're just an adorable violating tentacle monster, yes you are~ Heart
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#30
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 14, 2013 at 11:04 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 14, 2013 at 12:33 pm)Tonus Wrote: You should write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid, like a real serveant would.

I will only do that if you ask me to Smile

But that might upset the cosmic balance!!! :o
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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