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Poll: I'm just looking for something reactive.
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Come and get served by The Serveant!
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Come and get served by The Serveant!
I, the highest power of this plane, have taken pity upon the independant insects skittering about in their colonies beneath me. They have needs what are not met, they have wants what they can't get, the have hemorrhoids and shoddy cement! But today, these worthless creatures, regardless of their bent: will receive whatever blessing which they would be sent!

I am, today, your servant... anything you want, you come to me, and you get it good. Get it right, get it wrapped tight, get it tonight, and celebrate through morning light... I'm doing this for you.

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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#2
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
I'd like the breaded cod on a bed of spaghetti please. Salad with Italian dressing and a large water.
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#3
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
What's a "serveant?"
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#4
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All this talk of insects and hemorrhoids is turning me on.
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#5
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 12, 2013 at 8:00 pm)catfish Wrote: I'd like the breaded cod on a bed of spaghetti please. Salad with Italian dressing and a large water.

You've got it! Cannibalism is totally okay today. Don't feel guilty: it's a fish-eat-fish world! Would you like that large water in a sippy cup, a tank, or a tub? Smile

(May 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm)Faith No More Wrote: What's a "serveant?"

Not sure if trolling...

Or just stu-a wonderful customer~ Tiger

A Serveant is an ant who serves. Smile

(May 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: All this talk of insects and hemorrhoids is turning me on.

It's a great package... better than a happy meal FSM Grin

Would you like to order, sir?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: All this talk of insects and hemorrhoids is turning me on.

It's a great package... better than a happy meal FSM Grin

Would you like to order, sir?

Better than a happy meal? Maybe...

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#7
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I burn like fifty ants today. Not that I have anything against the little critters but, they were being a little bit invasive.
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#8
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
(May 12, 2013 at 9:14 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Better than a happy meal? Maybe...

Yes, better. But it's not hard to be better than a happy meal. I'm expecting you to eat it today, if you want me to make you a burger that will last without degrading for fifty years... I can do that... but I *personally* would not call it 'better' than an epic burger today Smile

(May 12, 2013 at 10:36 pm)frz Wrote: I burn like fifty ants today. Not that I have anything against the little critters but, they were being a little bit invasive.

That's fine, murder of sapient beings is totally okay.

So... was there something this Serveant could get you?
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#9
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
Steak and Potatoes please Tongue
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#10
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I want a magic sandwich.
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