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Oklahoma City Fucked Flat
#11
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Agreed pigeons are gross, rats with wings.
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#12
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(May 22, 2013 at 3:37 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Trained pigeons are wonderful, aren't they? Dodgy

I saw an Ozzy tribute band 20 years ago called Mr. Tinkertrain. The singer had a trained pigeon that would lay its head on its back and flap wildly while the singer bit some fake blood capsules at the bird's neck. Quite neat actually, was much more entertaining than a day with the Dope.
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#13
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I thought this was funny: http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2013/05/ri...evers.html Turns out Obama had the last say on the matter haha, at least on an official capacity.
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If it's declared a disaster area, they'll get federal funds to go along with those prayers.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#15
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When the story first broke, they had some quotes on the news from country music stars stating things like "God be with them" and "God help them." The only thing I could think was that god didn't seem to be with them as a giant fucking tornado came bearing down on them, so why do you think he'll give a shit afterwards?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(May 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm)Tonus Wrote: If it's declared a disaster area, they'll get federal funds to go along with those prayers.
Well, those federal funds do have God written all over them. Big Grin

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(May 22, 2013 at 10:44 am)Cinjin Wrote: Wasn't a dove. It was filthy fucking pigeon.
What's the difference?
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#18
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I feel stupid, I thought of sending money, food and water. Undecided
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Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal,But It Gets Boring. So I go Back to Being Me.
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(May 22, 2013 at 3:35 pm)Just Chilling Wrote: [Image: iqqlbV6.jpg]

I fell stupid I thought of sending money,food and water
Ricky Gervais? lol
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#20
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(May 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: Well, those federal funds do have God written all over them. Big Grin

That's the best kind of prayer!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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