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Oklahoma City Fucked Flat
May 20, 2013 at 5:07 pm
A massive tornado swept through a place called Moore, Ok.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/us/severe-...?hpt=hp_t1


Quote:The tornado was estimated to be at least two miles wide at one point as it moved through Moore, Oklahoma, in the southern part of the Oklahoma City metropolitan area, CNN affiliate KFOR reported.

Meteorologists warned residents to go underground to survive a direct hit from the tornado.

Apparently

http://www.gaymarriagehq.com/gay-marriage-oklahoma/

Quote:The state of Oklahoma does not allow for marriage licenses to be issued to gay couples. Not only is issuing marriage licenses to gay couples prohibited, it is a misdemeanor. Gay marriages are prohibited by statute and constitutional amendment, which was approved in 2004; other legal relationships and those granted in other states are also banned.

god was not impressed with their anti-gay attitude!
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May 21, 2013 at 8:27 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2013 at 8:28 pm by Cinjin.)
Come-on Min, you know it's only judgement if THEY say so.

This'll have to be the "works in mysterious ways" clause.



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May 21, 2013 at 8:36 pm
It's already started. Firemen dug some old lady's ass out of the rubble and she thanked "god" for saving her.

They should have left her ungrateful ass where it was.
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May 21, 2013 at 8:50 pm
7 children were killed and immediately after hearing that, this stupid bitch on the news thanked god for sparing HER child.


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May 21, 2013 at 8:52 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2013 at 8:54 pm by Minimalist.)
Apparently, god thought the other 6 deserved to die.


Bastard.
Pat Robertson blames the victims.

http://reason.com/24-7/2013/05/21/pat-ro...tims-didnt

Quote:Pat Robertson Says Tornado Victims Didn't Pray Enough
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May 21, 2013 at 9:21 pm
Pat Robertson is an asshat.


Does ANYONE take him seriously any more???

....I mean anyone with half a brain cell.
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RE: Oklahoma City Fucked Flat
May 21, 2013 at 11:00 pm
I'm sure we have at least one southern baptist asswipe around here who thinks he is the cat's meow!
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May 21, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Reminds me of this:
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RE: Oklahoma City Fucked Flat
May 22, 2013 at 3:37 am
Trained pigeons are wonderful, aren't they? Dodgy
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May 22, 2013 at 10:44 am
Wasn't a dove. It was filthy fucking pigeon.

Nasty dirty little birds. Angel
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