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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 4:35 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm)little_monkey Wrote: The real face of Jesus:

[Image: realface-of-jesus.jpg]

That's a sexy man. Don't you think?
(May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Optimus Prime does not need a poophole as he converts energon efficiently enough to not leave any waste. That means he can smite more decepticons as Jesus squats on his throne.

Of course... all you hookers value is bloodlust.

Lust of a more sexual nature is considerably more valuable to me, and that means that Jesus trumps Octopus Prime in every conceivable way.

Isn't this an rastafarian jesus?
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 4:35 pm)Just Chilling Wrote: Isn't this an rastafarian jesus?

What isn't to love? Big Grin

Whatever he is, he's a sexy whatever he is.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Hmmm, no wonder I dislike Octopus Prime.

Jesus is better than Octopus Prime:
Jesus has a beard.
Jesus has body hair.
Jesus is a sex god in bed.
Jesus has genitals.
Jesus can smell the roses.
Jesus hasn't wiped out millions of robots across the galaxy.
Jesus doesn't kill the innocent robots.
Jesus is a fairly peaceful guy, not even willing to destroy his enemy.
Jesus is totally fuckable, and banging him isn't kinky.
Jesus knows where to find the good stuff.
Did I mention that Jesus stands with robots instead of killing his brothers?
Jesus has time for orgies.
Jesus sounds like Courtney Gears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMwtjqMnhQ

See? He's a total badass. What does Octopussy Prime have? He ain't got shit. No poophole: worthless.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
wwjs is jelly. Wishes he was good enough that Jesus would fuck him, but alas... it's never to be.

Don't feel badly for the wwjs... he brought this upon himself through being born hideous.
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm)little_monkey Wrote: [Image: realface-of-jesus.jpg]

Jesus was... John Rhys-Davies?

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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 9:19 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: wwjs is jelly. Wishes he was good enough that Jesus would fuck him, but alas... it's never to be.

Don't feel badly for the wwjs... he brought this upon himself through being born hideous.
Jesus is a good guy, he sells fresh food but I didn't thought about him fucking me Smile Here, have this kitty Cat
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 10:56 pm
I didn't thought about him fucking me, either... but I am certainly thinking about it right now. And since I've full liberties with my imagination, and I'm in a good mood, he's fantastic.

Though hardly as good as The Doctor, of course. :Sleepy:
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