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BUTT SEX!!!!
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BUTT SEX!!!!
May 31, 2013 at 4:48 pm
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May 31, 2013 at 4:55 pm
Why are religious people so obsessed with what others do with their genitals?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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May 31, 2013 at 4:58 pm
I find it soooo amazing and revealing when he screams:

Quote:AND DOES WHAT??!! HAS BUTT SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN!

then there is a pause and he screams:

Quote:I KNOW THAT`S ROUGHT!!!!

and right after he screamed you can see his face go: "Oh fuck, what did I just say!"

How does he know that anal sex is rought?

Maybe he simply had the wrong partner when he tried it the first time.
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May 31, 2013 at 5:02 pm
He's got a lot of "hate" for a guy with a cross on his fucking baseball cap.

I guess that is a requirement, though.
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May 31, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Whats sport if not ass slappingly homoerotic bromance?
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May 31, 2013 at 5:14 pm
So, butt sex destroys the American family how?
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May 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm
(May 31, 2013 at 4:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Why are religious people so obsessed with what others do with their genitals?
So is everyone else (most of them at least)...not just religious people Wink
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May 31, 2013 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Faith No More.)
Quote:I KNOW THAT`S ROUGHT!!!!

That's what lube is for.
(May 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm)ideologue08 Wrote:
(May 31, 2013 at 4:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Why are religious people so obsessed with what others do with their genitals?
So is everyone else (most of them at least)...not just religious people Wink

Evidence?
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May 31, 2013 at 5:22 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2013 at 5:25 pm by ideologue08.)
I agree with what he said in the beginning about how homosexuality is a sin, but I don't agree any of the other stuff Thinking
(May 31, 2013 at 5:21 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Evidence?
Well, most people wouldn't like others jerking off in public for example, or having sex with underage kids or babies etc. So... yeah, people do stick their nose into other people's use of their private parts Undecided
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May 31, 2013 at 5:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Something completely different.)
(May 31, 2013 at 5:22 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: I agree with what he said in the beginning about how homosexuality is a sin, but I don't agree any of the other stuff Thinking

Hey. I am sure you have alot of things listed which you considere to be a sin.

But....

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Quote:Well, most people wouldn't like others jerking off in public for example, or having sex with underage kids or babies etc. So... yeah, people do stick their nose into other people's use of their private parts Undecided

So you think consensual homosexuality is the same as the rape of a child?

Why do you categorise it together with criminal offences?
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