Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
June 6, 2013 at 6:00 am
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2013 at 6:02 am by max-greece.)
God came to me in a dream last night and explained everything to me on the understanding I would share it all with you on line this morning.
I have to say some of the things she said were a bit of a shock. I was also going to say that some of you may find the truth upsetting but that is not the case – you all will.
Please remember I am merely her worthless servant here so don't shoot the messenger.
As follows:
THE BASICS
Yes – there is a God and she is pretty pissed off.
Yes – she created the universe as a deliberate act and did so fine tuning it to support life.
No – she didn't do it for us.
No – she doesn't listen to prayers. She was hoping that was something we would all grow out of when we saw how totally ineffective they were. That we haven't, she wanted to stress, was not really our own fault. See below – Not our fault.
As she herself said she really doesn't need us to tell her how magnificent she is – she already knows that.
No – she is not actually totally omniscient. As she explained if she genuinely knew everything that was going to happen she would be suicidal in moments. How much boredom do you think she could stand?
No – she doesn't have a chosen people, no she hasn't sent anyone down to us be they sons or prophets and no she doesn't understand the Buddhists either.
NOT OUR FAULT
Apparently there are side affects to the rapid evolution of a large brain in a primate. Chief amongst these is an incredibly egocentric view of the universe that is apparently almost impossible to shake off. This is coupled to an astonishing imagination, ability to create fantasy and susceptibility to illusion. These illusions are often so real to us that they are indistinguishable from reality. This is something we all suffer from apparently – even Atheists. Atheists were correct in observing that if there is a caring God there is no evidence of it but then had to conclude there was no God instead of making the quantum leap that there is a caring God but that God doesn't care for us.
SHE CONTINUED
She is the most complex and developed creature there has been or ever could be. We were not created in her image – what would the interest be to her to oversee the shenanigans of pale images of caricatures of herself?
She also wanted to summarize the following just to we are all clear:
The universe is 13.7 billion years old. The Earth is 4.5 billion years old. Life on this planet is 3.5 billion years old. Humanity is 100,000 years old. What do we think she was doing whilst she waited for us to appear?
She also mentioned that there are something around 10^23 stars in the known universe. Life unique to this planet? Hardly.
BTW – the universe is entirely digital so it doesn't need any real interference from her. Evolution is a wild card program that misbehaves from time to time and fires off when she least expects it.
SO WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
In simple terms her fascination with life is at the polar opposite end of the spectrum from her. In other words single celled microbial life (SCM's). There is more interest for her in a single drop of water than in all the churches and temples humans have ever created.
SCM's perform all the necessary functions of life in the simplest possible form. They breath, eat, excrete, multiply, seek out food, avoid being eaten, respond to stimulus and survive just as any of the higher forms do.
The whole history of the earth has been but a single day for her. She placed microbial life on the planet and then delighted in watching it all afternoon. At some point in the late pm hours she went to make a cup of Tea and when she came back she was astonished to see multicellular organisms all over the place.
This infuriated her and she wiped out a huge swath of them in an instant. There was probably only about 10% of them left when she realized that she'd left the biscuits in the kitchen and in the time she gone and got them multicellular life had rebounded with new and astonishing creatures.
Again she wiped them out only to get distracted and again they rebounded.
Five times this happened during the evening. On one occasion she got so angry she hurled a rock at the thing.
Anyway she now realizes that it is totally pointless trying to stop multicellular stuff from ruining her view so she's leaving it well enough alone. We have till she goes to bed and turns the lights off.
That is all.
I have to say some of the things she said were a bit of a shock. I was also going to say that some of you may find the truth upsetting but that is not the case – you all will.
Please remember I am merely her worthless servant here so don't shoot the messenger.
As follows:
THE BASICS
Yes – there is a God and she is pretty pissed off.
Yes – she created the universe as a deliberate act and did so fine tuning it to support life.
No – she didn't do it for us.
No – she doesn't listen to prayers. She was hoping that was something we would all grow out of when we saw how totally ineffective they were. That we haven't, she wanted to stress, was not really our own fault. See below – Not our fault.
As she herself said she really doesn't need us to tell her how magnificent she is – she already knows that.
No – she is not actually totally omniscient. As she explained if she genuinely knew everything that was going to happen she would be suicidal in moments. How much boredom do you think she could stand?
No – she doesn't have a chosen people, no she hasn't sent anyone down to us be they sons or prophets and no she doesn't understand the Buddhists either.
NOT OUR FAULT
Apparently there are side affects to the rapid evolution of a large brain in a primate. Chief amongst these is an incredibly egocentric view of the universe that is apparently almost impossible to shake off. This is coupled to an astonishing imagination, ability to create fantasy and susceptibility to illusion. These illusions are often so real to us that they are indistinguishable from reality. This is something we all suffer from apparently – even Atheists. Atheists were correct in observing that if there is a caring God there is no evidence of it but then had to conclude there was no God instead of making the quantum leap that there is a caring God but that God doesn't care for us.
SHE CONTINUED
She is the most complex and developed creature there has been or ever could be. We were not created in her image – what would the interest be to her to oversee the shenanigans of pale images of caricatures of herself?
She also wanted to summarize the following just to we are all clear:
The universe is 13.7 billion years old. The Earth is 4.5 billion years old. Life on this planet is 3.5 billion years old. Humanity is 100,000 years old. What do we think she was doing whilst she waited for us to appear?
She also mentioned that there are something around 10^23 stars in the known universe. Life unique to this planet? Hardly.
BTW – the universe is entirely digital so it doesn't need any real interference from her. Evolution is a wild card program that misbehaves from time to time and fires off when she least expects it.
SO WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
In simple terms her fascination with life is at the polar opposite end of the spectrum from her. In other words single celled microbial life (SCM's). There is more interest for her in a single drop of water than in all the churches and temples humans have ever created.
SCM's perform all the necessary functions of life in the simplest possible form. They breath, eat, excrete, multiply, seek out food, avoid being eaten, respond to stimulus and survive just as any of the higher forms do.
The whole history of the earth has been but a single day for her. She placed microbial life on the planet and then delighted in watching it all afternoon. At some point in the late pm hours she went to make a cup of Tea and when she came back she was astonished to see multicellular organisms all over the place.
This infuriated her and she wiped out a huge swath of them in an instant. There was probably only about 10% of them left when she realized that she'd left the biscuits in the kitchen and in the time she gone and got them multicellular life had rebounded with new and astonishing creatures.
Again she wiped them out only to get distracted and again they rebounded.
Five times this happened during the evening. On one occasion she got so angry she hurled a rock at the thing.
Anyway she now realizes that it is totally pointless trying to stop multicellular stuff from ruining her view so she's leaving it well enough alone. We have till she goes to bed and turns the lights off.
That is all.
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