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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
#21
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I have the physique of a GOD!

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#22
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What's a baby seal's least favorite drink?


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#23
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What's the worst part about having sex with a vegetable?


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#24
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What is Mr T's favourite yoghurt?




...No?

I'll get my coat.
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#25
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(June 14, 2013 at 7:12 pm)catfish Wrote: I have the physique of a GOD!


I fixed that for you.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#26
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I have the body of a 21 year old Triathlete.....

[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#27
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One of the worst I've heard is about the death of David Cameron's son.

"David Cameron is trying to raise university tuition fees. Don't worry, the last thing he tried to raise died at the age of six." Undecided
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