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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 14, 2013 at 7:12 pm
I have the physique of a GOD!

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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 14, 2013 at 8:49 pm
What's a baby seal's least favorite drink?


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 14, 2013 at 9:09 pm
What's the worst part about having sex with a vegetable?


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Re: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 15, 2013 at 7:41 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2013 at 7:42 am by NoraBrimstone.)
What is Mr T's favourite yoghurt?




...No?

I'll get my coat.
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 16, 2013 at 5:41 am
(June 14, 2013 at 7:12 pm)catfish Wrote: I have the physique of a GOD!


I fixed that for you.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 16, 2013 at 5:47 am
I have the body of a 21 year old Triathlete.....

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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 16, 2013 at 5:47 am
One of the worst I've heard is about the death of David Cameron's son.

"David Cameron is trying to raise university tuition fees. Don't worry, the last thing he tried to raise died at the age of six." Undecided
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