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How God proves his existence to Christians

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How God proves his existence to Christians
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How God proves his existence to Christians
June 13, 2013 at 11:41 pm
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 13, 2013 at 11:47 pm
Just wait till he speaks.
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 13, 2013 at 11:52 pm
lol this is great!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 13, 2013 at 11:56 pm
My cat does this shit to me all the time. When I bitch him out he sits down, stares at me blankly, and then starts licking his balls.

Shady fucker.
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 22, 2013 at 11:27 am
This is an optical illusion or a joke who was made by the owner of this animal.
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 22, 2013 at 1:24 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 11:27 am)viocjit Wrote: This is an optical illusion or a joke who was made by the owner of this animal.

I would have never guessed that! Big Grin
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RE: How God proves his existence to Christians
June 22, 2013 at 5:18 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 1:24 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(June 22, 2013 at 11:27 am)viocjit Wrote: This is an optical illusion or a joke who was made by the owner of this animal.

I would have never guessed that! Big Grin

I suppose that you're jocking. The majority of people who are here can guess that.
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