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Fucking Cops
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Time to let your lawyers loose on the bastards, man.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/minne...-vitamins/

Quote:Minnesota man in jail for possession since November freed when ‘drugs’ turn out to be vitamins
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(February 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know...dashboard cameras aren't going to mean shit if every flat-foot can shut them off whenever they feel like it.
A proper install does not allow the cops to turn it off. Someone screwed up or got paid off.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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(February 13, 2015 at 1:22 pm)Strider Wrote:
Quote:Madison police last week roughed up a 57-year-old Indian citizen who was walking on the sidewalk outside his son's home, leaving the older man temporarily paralyzed and hospitalized with fused vertebrae.

...

No crime had been committed.
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/02..._madi.html

This thug of a cop slammed an elderly Indian man to the ground for no reason other than being brown in Alabama and left him paralyzed, at least for now. The video is at the bottom of the page. It's difficult to watch. This cop slams this guy to the ground for no fucking reason. It makes me sick at my stomach.

This one is local so I have an update from the local news. The cop was fired and charged with assault.

Quote:People apparently had called police and reported a suspicious person. Of course, he wasn't suspicious; he was brown.

They reported that he was peering into people's houses and garages. That could mean a lot of things, but if he was venturing into people's yards in order to get a closer look then I'd have called the cops too. Regardless of skin color.
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This was a big story out here when it happened.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/02/17...ly-resigns

Quote:Arizona police officer at the heart of controversy abruptly resigns

Quote:"The lack of support, cooperation, and downright bias, coupled with an agenda to ruin my career, has become unbearable and I will not subject my family to this any longer," he said Monday in a resignation letter sent to ASU.

Yeah...when you attack a woman for jaywalking you think you are the victim. Fucking cop.
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Cop's Sense of Humor, BRILLIANT THE POLICE OFFICER DESERVES A BOW....

Recently, the Townsville Police Department ran an e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:
Townsville Australia is where I live.

"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people, and get away with it?"


From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humour replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this ... it's not easy. In Townsville, we average one cop for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.

At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty, and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.

So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a pie, and then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass. The tools available to us are as follow:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbour is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment. Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no rego, or no driver's licenses and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a cat on the scent of a mouse. When you catch them you can harass them for hours, to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.

LAWS: When we don't have PHONES or CARS or RUNNERS, and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Laws"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Laws, etc ...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the laws, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I was allowed to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good Townsville citizens who pay the bill, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better, how we harass the good citizens of Townsville.
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Australia is up and coming

Quote:Video footage has revealed the ferocity of a police attack on a hoon driver who did burnouts in front of a town cop shop. Mansfield, Victoria, Australia




Quote:Queensland Police Officer blows the whistle on violent co-workers who deliberately set out to conduct themselves outside the scope of their employment.




Civilians killed by police (Stats from 2011)

U.S. 404 - Australia maybe 5-10?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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Yeah, but they don't go after their fellow fascists. psychoslice is safe.
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(February 18, 2015 at 12:25 am)AFTT47 Wrote: Yeah, but they don't go after their fellow fascists. psychoslice is safe.

Yep I'm safe, I have had many times when the police came to me unit because of my mental illness, I have had weapons in my hands, the police talked me into dropping those weapons and I did, if I was going to use a weapon on the police and they shot me, then I know that I deserved it. Maybe its because I have already been shot that makes me drop the weapons, once bitten twice shy lol.
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I'm sure the Blue is Always Good crew will defend this pervert to the hilt.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/gps-d...underwear/

Quote:GPS data busts Florida cop who pulled over to grope woman, shine flashlight inside her underwear
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So shooting innocent people is ok, but "groping a women's breast" gets real legal attention. I guess to be on the safe side, make sure all family and friends of a shooting victim come forward and say breasts were groped.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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