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Brazilian Priest jerking off during mass. (Video)
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 Brazilian Priest jerking off during mass. (Video)
July 5, 2013 at 5:44 am
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2013 at 5:51 am by Big Blue Sky.)
On the bright side that could just be an altar boy's head moving up and down.
![[Image: oie_24131128_CIMC84_Qv.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s10.postimg.org%2Frupos9uyx%2Foie_24131128_CIMC84_Qv.jpg) Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal,But It Gets Boring. So I go Back to Being Me.
Scary!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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Or maybe he was playing Thumb War with himself. Just maybe..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
He probably just had an itch.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Pocket billiards, have you people never played it during mass?
(July 5, 2013 at 9:28 am)pocaracas Wrote: Pocket billiards, have you people never played it during mass? Never been to mass. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Wow. I don't think I've ever seen someone get so excited over church service that they feel the need to fap to it.
It's gotta beat paying attention to the service itself, though.
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"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama  (July 5, 2013 at 9:23 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Or maybe he was playing Thumb War with himself. Just maybe.. Yeah. And maybe he really does have three thumbs.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould (July 5, 2013 at 9:51 am)TaraJo Wrote: Wow. I don't think I've ever seen someone get so excited over church service that they feel the need to fap to it. I dunno. When I was active at my church, one of the pastors was of the opinion that the orgasm is the ultimate way of knowing God. Maybe that is what he's trying to achieve
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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