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"No more tears" shampoo not working
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Do you even bathe?
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July 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 7:56 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: I don't even use shampoo and I still hate my life.
Clean hair can make you feel loads better. I'll send you some shampoo.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:00 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2013 at 8:01 pm by Gilgamesh.)
You guys are idiots. Shampoo ruins hair. I want hair in my thirties, thx. By the way, I get complimented on my hair all the time and it definitely looks healthier than it ever did when I was on the shampoo. u mirin?
(July 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote: We hate it, too.
fuck u too kunt
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Re: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:01 pm
I dunno, I have been washing my hair all my life and I still have loads of stuff. Too much, really.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:02 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2013 at 8:03 pm by Gilgamesh.)
(July 13, 2013 at 8:01 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I dunno, I have been washing my hair all my life and I still have loads of stuff. Too much, really.

How much test does your body produce? Depending on your answer, I know why you still have hair. Fact is, shampoo is a pointless product and anyone who buys it is either ignorant or a sheep.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm
He's not totally off base on this subject, shampoo = evil corporate BS...
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:06 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 8:02 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote:
(July 13, 2013 at 8:01 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I dunno, I have been washing my hair all my life and I still have loads of stuff. Too much, really.

How much test does your body produce? Depending on your answer, I know why you still have hair. Fact is, shampoo is a pointless product and anyone who buys it is either ignorant or a sheep.

All I know is if I don't wash with shampoo, my hair looks like it's soaked in lube once it dries.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpyseyrw75E
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Re: RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:12 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 8:02 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote:
(July 13, 2013 at 8:01 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I dunno, I have been washing my hair all my life and I still have loads of stuff. Too much, really.

How much test does your body produce? Depending on your answer, I know why you still have hair. Fact is, shampoo is a pointless product and anyone who buys it is either ignorant or a sheep.
I buy shampoo because I like having clean hair and not wondering around looking like a homeless person. Shampoo doesn't make your hair fall out, it just cleans it. That's all it's for. If you believed whoever sold you that crap about it being bad for your hair, you're probably the ignorant sheep.
You also must have a really smelly head.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No no no, you've got to use a good water soluble lubricant.

Baby oil?

BTW, baby oil isn't really made out of babies.

I know, I was shocked too.
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