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Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion

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Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 8:58 am
(August 1, 2013 at 12:17 am)Minimalist Wrote: How soon until some republicunt claims that Obama is a Kenyan lawyer?

You mean it hasn't happened already?
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 11:55 am
(August 1, 2013 at 12:14 am)FifthElement Wrote:
Quote:A Kenyan lawyer has filed a petition to overturn the 2,000-year-old trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ, arguing that the trial was unlawful and demanding that Israel and Italy be held responsible.
Dola Indidis, a lawyer, Roman Catholic, and former spokesperson for the Kenyan Judiciary, filed the lawsuit regarding Jesus' death with the International Court of Justice, the primary judicial branch of the United Nations based at The Hague in the Netherlands. Indidis filed the lawsuit against Pontius Pilate, several Jewish elders, King Herod, Tiberius (Emperor of Rome 42 BC-37AD), the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.

Lol, what's going on ? has the whole world gone crazy ? Thinking

http://www.christianpost.com/news/lawyer...on-101312/

I thought it was all part of the "big plan" to die by crucifiction. It was all just some lengthy suicide.



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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 11:59 am
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 12:23 pm
(August 1, 2013 at 11:55 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 1, 2013 at 12:14 am)FifthElement Wrote: Lol, what's going on ? has the whole world gone crazy ? Thinking

http://www.christianpost.com/news/lawyer...on-101312/

I thought it was all part of the "big plan" to die by crucifiction. It was all just some lengthy suicide.

Xtians always seem to choke on their own dicks when it comes to that part of the story. Blame the jews. Blame the Romans. Blame Judas.
But if fucking jesus died of old age in a rocking chair they wouldn't have much of a story, would they?
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 12:47 pm
Dan Cunting Brown would. Please, don't anybody tell him.
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 1:06 pm
I'd love to see this actually go to trial.

The judge would be forced to disallow all the evidence because is is ALL HEARSAY.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 1:08 pm
(August 1, 2013 at 12:14 am)FifthElement Wrote: has the whole world gone crazy ?

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!!


...sorry....anyways, I think he might lose this one.
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 1:09 pm
I don't get this.

From what I remember from my years in Christiandom, if Jesus had not died then, mankind would not be saved and the gates to heaven would still be closed to us.

Soooo..... ??? Thinking
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 1:18 pm
So... He'll have to prove Jesus existed and was crucified in the first place, right? Good luck with that.
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
August 1, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Maybe the Vatican's secret archives will finally get subpoenaed. If Dan Brown is right(sorry, Stimbo), maybe there would be a winner in this case after all. (Historians, mainly).
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