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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
Quote:Croissants may look harmless, but a sharia committee overseeing a rebel-held area of Aleppo thinks otherwise. The judicial committee, Hayaa al-Sharia, banned Syrians from consuming the flaky pastries earlier this week. The committee isn’t taking a page out of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s book and banning croissants for their impressive calorie count, however — the committee announced that the moon-shaped pastry “celebrates European victory over Muslims,” Al Arabiya reported.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/02/syri...?hpt=hp_t3

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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
Dafuq?

Why would a food that coincidentally looks like the symbol of Islam be construed as an emblem of European victory?

These dipshits are circling the Ka'baa a little too fast.
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No loss, croissants are the least of the pastries.

Now where's my mohammed bun.



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Sacrebleu!

What will the French do now? Their invasion plans are now in tatters. Sad
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
One would think they have bigger problems right now...
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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WUT??
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
Well, I ban Syrian rebels.

Oops, wrong thread. :/
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(August 7, 2013 at 9:26 am)littleendian Wrote: One would think they have bigger problems right now...

There is no problem which the infantile mind of the religious cannot blow out of proportion.

It seems the pro-croissant forces have struck back!

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013080...4P301.html

Quote: Syrian government forces killed more than 60 rebels Wednesday in an ambush near Damascus, a blow to opposition fighters confronting a regime offensive in the capital, activists said.

Two croissants in every pot!
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(August 7, 2013 at 9:26 am)littleendian Wrote: One would think they have bigger problems right now...

One never thought there would be a part of the world where "murderous croissant eating secular dictator" might actually be better than what the people deserve?
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(August 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm)Rahul Wrote:
Quote: the committee announced that the moon-shaped pastry “celebrates European victory over Muslims,” Al Arabiya reported.

Next they'll ban fast food joints for celebrating American victory over Muslims.
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