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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!

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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
Rahul Offline
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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 3, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Dafuq?

Why would a food that coincidentally looks like the symbol of Islam be construed as an emblem of European victory?

These dipshits are circling the Ka'baa a little too fast.
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 4, 2013 at 4:58 am
No loss, croissants are the least of the pastries.

Now where's my mohammed bun.



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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 8:22 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 8:22 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
Sacrebleu!

What will the French do now? Their invasion plans are now in tatters. Sad
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 9:26 am
One would think they have bigger problems right now...
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 9:27 am
WUT??
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 11:23 am
Well, I ban Syrian rebels.

Oops, wrong thread. :/
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 11:49 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 12:43 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 12:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 7, 2013 at 9:26 am)littleendian Wrote: One would think they have bigger problems right now...

One never thought there would be a part of the world where "murderous croissant eating secular dictator" might actually be better than what the people deserve?
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
August 7, 2013 at 12:49 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 12:50 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
(August 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm)Rahul Wrote:
Quote: the committee announced that the moon-shaped pastry “celebrates European victory over Muslims,” Al Arabiya reported.

Next they'll ban fast food joints for celebrating American victory over Muslims.
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